First Shock | text 2/18

[idkmybffgon]

[A message shows up in the Heavens BBS. The typing is pretty crappy, but hopefully you all can get the gist of it.]

look ok i have a couple things i need to get out there
one, if you see this girl

[And here he posts a picture of Alluka, something he has obviously taken recently.]

dont u dare mess with her. shes under MY protection and ill kick ur ass ok?
two, are gods just like normally really weird and cryptic and stuff or is that just mine?
three, its stupid that im not allowed to fight the bad guys myself i am so much better at fighting than my god geez
four, i wanna spar or something at least, any takers?
ah i guess thats it whatever see ya

[At least it's a pretty concise message?]

Comments

[okitactless]

[Yamato has no intention of "messing" with anyone, so he doesn't bother to respond to that part. ...Actually, there's only one thing he's interested in, and he's even figuring out this typing thing for it.]

ME

[that's it, that's the message.]

[idkmybffgon]

[???? What is this message even supposed to mean???]

what about u??
what r u even trying 2 say????

[okitactless]

[RIGHT BACK AT YA BUDDY.]

SPARWITHMEPLEASEIFYOURGODSAYSOK

[What is a space button? What is punctuation? So many mysteries, so little time.]

[idkmybffgon]

dude theres a space bar for a reason u no
but ye i can spar with u
and who cares what my god says? hes a dummy anyway

[okitactless]

[That-- so much about this message makes no sense, where does he even start? Why are there bars in space? What does that have to do with anything? And why is Killua such a punk?]

DONTSAYTHATYOUSHOULDBENICETOYOURGODITSIMPORTANT

[idkmybffgon]

[Someone please come save Killua...]

holy shit its like impossible to read ur messages
y dont u calm down and just turn the caps lock off
or get someone who knows what a computer is to help pls