heaven's bbs | text

[koshien]

POSTED: 29th of May
SENDER: huitzipochtli

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being a god is awesome and all, but i'm wasting my throwing arm in this place. ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡
how am i supposed to keep being the greatest pitcher in tokyo if i don't have anyone to pitch to?
i already know i'm the greatest one here in heaven, of course ( ´艸｀)

i guess this is a wanted ad. let me try this again.


WANTED
do you like hitting objects with a stick? do you have some form of hand-eye coordination? do you know anything about baseball at all?

★ charming, talented, devastatingly handsome ace god southpaw pitcher seeks pitching targets someone to stand in the batters box and swing. come bring me a challenge! ★


we have a little bit of equipment, so we're looking for people who might be interested in playing baseball every once in a while. i'm sure kazuya will teach you the basics if you don't know how to play. let me know here if you're interested. ♥

Comments

[dioception]

I only know a little bit about baseball, but if you want a challenge, here I am.

A question, though. Are we meant to retrieve the balls after they're hit? [He'll try not to cheat by time stop, but no promises on keeping his strength under wraps.]

[koshien]

[ cheaters never prosper dio ]

i'm one of the best pitchers in japan, you know! that probably won't be necessary (*´艸`*)
if you manage to hit off me, though, the ball we have is technically my shinki, so.
he can walk

[dioception]

[Cheaters win, especially if no one else was capable of stopping time. It's not as if anyone could see him do it... mostly.]

Your shinki? And hitting him won't hurt? [He's still new to the whole shinki business.]