heaven's bbs | text

[koshien]

POSTED: 29th of May
SENDER: huitzipochtli

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being a god is awesome and all, but i'm wasting my throwing arm in this place. ｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡
how am i supposed to keep being the greatest pitcher in tokyo if i don't have anyone to pitch to?
i already know i'm the greatest one here in heaven, of course ( ´艸｀)

i guess this is a wanted ad. let me try this again.


WANTED
do you like hitting objects with a stick? do you have some form of hand-eye coordination? do you know anything about baseball at all?

★ charming, talented, devastatingly handsome ace god southpaw pitcher seeks pitching targets someone to stand in the batters box and swing. come bring me a challenge! ★


we have a little bit of equipment, so we're looking for people who might be interested in playing baseball every once in a while. i'm sure kazuya will teach you the basics if you don't know how to play. let me know here if you're interested. ♥

Comments

[missingache]

I know a little about baseball, but I think my shinki would be better at it. I can ask him if he wants to join.

[koshien]

that's a start~
if you know, you should come. i'm not expecting champions or anything.

[missingache]

Okay! I'll ask Raichi then.

[koshien]

[ !!! ]

you're todoroki's god?

[missingache]

Yeah. You know him?

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[koshien]

[ it takes mei a minute to figure out how to private message, mostly because he doesn't wanna like, ruin todoroki's life or something ]

he's one of my competitors back home.
not that he remembers.

perma-locked

[missingache]

I didn't know anyone from his world showed up here.

Should I not bring him then since you're in rival teams?

[koshien]

me and both of my shinki. one of my shinki was on his team.

are you kidding? lol
he's one of the strongest competitors i have. one of the few people who's ever given me a real challenge ♥
the last thing i did before i woke up here was crushed his team

[missingache]

So he'd fight right in.

I'm glad he doesn't remember that part. I don't want him to get sad over a memory like that.

[koshien]

aw, how thoughtful lol (*´艸`*)
whether he remembers that or not doesn't matter. he'll remember how to play baseball, i'm guessing, so i can remind him. :)

[ mei you're not doing a good job looking like a friend right now ]

but i guess so.
we'll see how he handles kazuya lolol
thanks for letting me know!
i'll be gentle~ ♥

[missingache]

[This guy is sounding really weird now, but there doesn't seem to be any ill intent? That or Roxas is once again oblivious.]

Do you want me to have him contact you?

[koshien]

[ no ill-intent at all...maybe just some sadism ]

that'd be great (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[missingache]

[Those emotes...]

Okay! I'll go tell him.

From: Kairi

[pure_radiantics]

Sign me up too! That's fine, right?

[shadowsthedawn]

[On Destiny Island they have a game where you literally hit a ball around with a stick. Somehow he doesn't think that's quite what baseball is, but the basis sounds similar enough. And Riku has always been good at that game.]

You'd have to teach me the rules and things like that. But I'm pretty good at hitting objects with sticks.

[koshien]

fast moving ones~? lol

then i'm sure you'll be fine. it's not hard: we don't have enough people for an actual game.

[shadowsthedawn]

It's not much fun hitting slow things.

How will we play then?

[fullcowl]

[He knows about baseball. A little bit- look he's a huge nerd who basically buried himself in hero news.

He knows you're supposed to hit a ball.]

That's the first time I've seen a wanted ad like that.

I don't know a lot about the sport, but I can swing a bat.

[koshien]

what kind of wanted ads were you looking at? this isn't missed connections lol

then that's all you need to do. i'm a pitcher, so i'm looking for people to pitch to. whether you hit it or not...well, that's your prerogative

[fullcowl]

Honestly, I don't see a lot of them. I was busy at home, and this is the first on BBS.

It might take me a while, but I'll get used to it.

[koshien]

i won't go easy on you, even if your skills are little league! (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[fullcowl]

I never asked you to.

When do you want to do this?

[koshien]

i'm thinking in a couple of days, sometime in the afternoon.
i need to gather a few people in order to make it worth it

[fullcowl]

Alright, let me know when you're ready.

Prvt Franklin Delano Donut | Voice

[glazedonutholes]

Oh! Oh! Me!!!

I played baseball back in Iowa. Best Pitcher in my little league team. But I don't know about you but hitting things is much more fun!

voice

[koshien]

[ whoa, energetic. ]

Hmm, I guess. I hit cleanup, so I know what you mean--getting a homerun is pretty satisfying. [ he pauses, grins on his end. what a baseball nerd. ] Bu~t, there's nothing like crushing someone with your pitches, if you ask me. Any ace worth his salt would have to agree.

[ ok, mei ] So you played in the US? What's that like? You'll have to join us: I can take all kinds of hitters, no matter where they're from.

[glazedonutholes]

Yup, I played football in high school because everyone knows it's a lot more fun. I mean, who wouldn't want to be surround by all those heavily muscled guys ready to pound you into the dirt over and over.

[ A reminiscent sigh. ]

I'd be glad to help out. You know what they say, it's just like riding a bike or a football player, you never forget.

[ittenbari]

I don't know anything about baseball, but I bet I could hit things with sticks!

[koshien]

close enough, i guess
you'll learn

[ittenbari]

It can't be that hard to learn, right? Or is it really complicated? Not that that's a problem! I could use a challenge!

[oathkeeper]

hey this looks great! sign me up. i'll knock every ball right out of the park!

[He spies that reply from Riku, there's no way he's passing up this.]

[koshien]

so confident www
do you know how to play already?

[oathkeeper]

www? like... the internet?

i think get the general idea of it, i know a little bit. mostly what roxas has told me, since his shinki is a baseball bat. but i'm ready to learn and kick butt!

[dioception]

I only know a little bit about baseball, but if you want a challenge, here I am.

A question, though. Are we meant to retrieve the balls after they're hit? [He'll try not to cheat by time stop, but no promises on keeping his strength under wraps.]

[koshien]

[ cheaters never prosper dio ]

i'm one of the best pitchers in japan, you know! that probably won't be necessary (*´艸`*)
if you manage to hit off me, though, the ball we have is technically my shinki, so.
he can walk

[dioception]

[Cheaters win, especially if no one else was capable of stopping time. It's not as if anyone could see him do it... mostly.]

Your shinki? And hitting him won't hurt? [He's still new to the whole shinki business.]

Anon; text

[volksdaemon]

Oh ho, you want a challenge? I can get you a challenge.

[Says the telepath.]