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[sweetdeath]

Posted: 22 Mar 2016 14:10
From: TSUZUKI Asato

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Has anybody seen Vector since that last time he posted? It sounded like he was going to head out right away. And I think he should have been back by now.

Also, does anybody know anything about what Hell is like here? Or how he would've gotten in?

I haven't been able to figure out how to get to the Summons Department to ask yet. I guess I lost that access along with the promotion.

So anyway, it'd be great if you could help! I'll owe you one! Thanks!

Comments

[sweetdeath]

I will, I promise!

[piphilologize]

Look at you, candy man. Keeping yourself zetta busy, huh?

[ You'd better believe that he's replying to this thread on purpose. ]

[sweetdeath]

[Please don't hurt him he's not doing anything wrong.]

This isn't any of your business!

[piphilologize]

Think so? Relative to your coordinates, I'd say MY claim is >> yours.

[sweetdeath]

What, to Vector? Did you even know him??

[piphilologize]

Who gives a digit about the null vector?!

[sweetdeath]

Then what are you talking about?!

[piphilologize]

Do the math, you factoring hectopascal! u + (1-3) is an illegal operation!

[sweetdeath]

Me and wha

Wait

Susano'o, are you jealous?

[piphilologize]

Your stupidity approaches ∞!

I'm telling you not to intersect with my function. Throw off my calculations and I'll invert your degenerate matrix.

[ But degenerate matrices can't be inverted. ]

[sweetdeath]

Wow. I'm not making a move on Hajime. That's gross.

I mean, do whatever you want, but don't take it out on me if you can't ask her out.

[piphilologize]

Your poles are outside the unit circle, candy man.

You're CRUNCHED.

[sweetdeath]

Whatever.

Wuss.

[piphilologize]

Says garbage.

[birdstheword]

The only doki-♥ doki I see is the doki ♥ doki going on between you two!

♥♥♥aaaaaaa its like forbidden love! aha! ♥♥♥

i knew susu-kun and tsuzu-kun did like eachother~!!!

[sweetdeath]

WHAT NO

This jerk tried to bite my arm off!! He might like YOU but I don't like HIM why owuld you say that!?

[Hajime, no.]

[birdstheword]

Susu-kun is different! this place is different then what he's use to, you know? he has his own folds! the biting that might just be how he shows affection! you still have your arm right?

if he really didn't like you i think he would ignore you Tsuzu-kun! if you were a nobody he wouldn't pay any attention~! But he does! He does notice you!

don't you think that means something? doki ♥ doki ♥ doki ♥ doki~

dont but shy!

[sweetdeath]

Wow, even if you're right that's his problem.

I'm not shy, I think he's a jerk.

Also if I didn't heal, I wouldn't still have my arm, so chew on that!

[It's a slight exaggeration. Only a slight one, though.]

[birdstheword]

i donno. Susu-kun is rough around the edges but I don't think hes a jerk.

You should hang out more together!

[sweetdeath]

No thanks, I like not getting mauled.

[...he says, as he's planning to travel to Hell.]

[piphilologize]

LOL! So you think he's into my ln(xy), huh? Now that's |a one-way function|.

[birdstheword]

Maybe!

you do give Tsuzu-kun a lot of attention. don't be shy!

Maybe he's the A² to your B² and together you make beautiful C²!

[She's trying to speak your language ok Sho]

[piphilologize]

BZZT. Wrong! Study up and recalculate!

If he did get my hypotenuse going, I'd be A²!

[birdstheword]

I dont need to know which one of you would be on top, Susu-kun. TMI! TMI!

[piphilologize]

Don't start writing a proof that you can't finish. I'll take this from α to ω!