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[ittenbari]

Posted: May 28
From: Anonymous

Anyone ever get kinda, I don't know, antsy?

My god's the peace and love type and that's great. It's a pretty fun life and he totally needs me to keep an eye on him, but I kinda think I'm not really the peace type.

I haven't kicked anyone's ass in months and I kinda feel like it's something I'd be pretty good at if I tried. But I can't spar with my god's other shinki or anything because I have a feeling he'd cry and we'd all feel really bad about it.

So it's like...what's a guy to do?

Comments

[concasse]

it's called shitty compromise!

you ain't gonna get your perfect fight being inflexible

[ittenbari]

But if you're inflexible, you might get someone mad enough to fight you!

I'm not really that type of guy, though.

[concasse]

yknow what

I got the solution for all of this

how about I kick your ass into the pavement

then we'll both be happy

[ittenbari]

You can try!!

I'm not going to make it easy, though.

How do you fight? Unarmed? Armed? What weapons?

[concasse]

the word 'kick' is up there for a reason

[ittenbari]

Oh, so kicks mostly?

Me too, unless I'm using my swords!!

[concasse]

[Ew, swords. Reminds him of someone with green hair. Now Sanji feels vaguely offended]

use whatever you want, I can handle a couple swords without a weapon

[ittenbari]

Well a couple is what I've got! Short swords, but I guess it doesn't matter what kind if you figure you can handle it no matter what!

[concasse]

lemme know when and where you wanna do this

[ittenbari]

I'm gonna have to figure out how to pull it off! I'll let everyone know when I do!

[concasse]

all that shitty whining and you don't got anything set up yet?

[ittenbari]

I'm not really planner..

[concasse]

yeah I got that

all you need is an open space

keep the breakable shit out of the way

[ittenbari]

That should be easy enough!