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[ittenbari]

Posted: May 28
From: Anonymous

Anyone ever get kinda, I don't know, antsy?

My god's the peace and love type and that's great. It's a pretty fun life and he totally needs me to keep an eye on him, but I kinda think I'm not really the peace type.

I haven't kicked anyone's ass in months and I kinda feel like it's something I'd be pretty good at if I tried. But I can't spar with my god's other shinki or anything because I have a feeling he'd cry and we'd all feel really bad about it.

So it's like...what's a guy to do?

Comments

[heptagram]

Ask your god if you can have a punching bag set up? I don't know if that would fix everything, but it might help. It might help you let off some steam, at least.

Rei Never bothers with Anon. lol.

[freestyle_chrysalis]

Is your fellow Shinki a child? It's not right to bully the young, you know?!

Text | From: Shuusei Kagari

[latentforlife]

If you're looking for a fight I'd be up for it. But you mean like fists and stuff though right? You're not going to pull a knife on me if I volunteer are you?

[ittenbari]

It's not the same as fighting someone else, though.

If I kick it across the room, it's just going to fall on the floor and then I'll have to pick it up and hang it up again.

Rei...

[ittenbari]

Well, he's younger than me at least.

And you can beat the shit out of someone and still be friends if you both agree that's what you're there for! It's a great way to bond!

[ittenbari]

Sure!

I mean, I can fight with swords, but unarmed is fine!

Re: Rei...

[freestyle_chrysalis]

By how much younger is this other shinki? If he is old enough, did you even ask him to fight? It's rude to make just assumptions, especially if you are saying it's a good way to bound.

[heptagram]

Sadly, it probably still works better than fighting your partners.

[concasse]

find someone else's ass to kick

it ain't that hard

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[ephydriade]

... find a new hobby?

Re: Rei...

[ittenbari]

5 or 6 years or so.

Do you know how to fight? If a guy came up to you and was like "Let's spar! No holding back!" would you be okay or would you be like "No, I'll break in half!!!!"

[ittenbari]

Probably.

But it's just not the same, you know?

I mean, I think it's not the same. I'm pretty sure.

[ittenbari]

I have other hobbies! But they aren't hobbies that involve fighting people!

[ittenbari]

Should I just go up to people and ask them, do you think?

[ephydriade]

is fighting really necessary though? if you can't fight because of your god, then maybe there's something else you can do to keep yourself busy.

[concasse]

ask to let you kick their asses?

[heptagram]

For now, this may be the best you can manage readily.

[minogame]

Sometimes?
I asked my friends for advice and they told me to find a hobby then they helped me try a bunch!
Are you looking for a sparring partner?

[ittenbari]

Yeah!

Or, I mean, at least try!

[ittenbari]

Probably...

That's kind of depressing...

[ittenbari]

Well, it's not NECESSARY but it's FUN and I wanna do it.

[ittenbari]

Yup!

Or a lot of them!

[concasse]

[... amazing]

how about you try asking some shit on the bbs first

less messy

[ittenbari]

But it's a lot less exciting, isn't it?

It's like writing someone a letter and asking them to fight you.

How do you know they're even going to show up?

[concasse]

it's called shitty compromise!

you ain't gonna get your perfect fight being inflexible

[minogame]

Have you been to Hachiman's Temple? There are some really strong people there.
They were really serious, too.

[ittenbari]

But if you're inflexible, you might get someone mad enough to fight you!

I'm not really that type of guy, though.

[ittenbari]

Really?

Well, if it's Hachiman's temple, I guess that makes sense!

I should have thought of that!

[minogame]

Yeah! They let me spar with some of them and they didn't go easy on me at all!

[latentforlife]

Yeah but I'm not sure I can and I don't like getting cut up, you know?

So, just name a time and place and I'll meet you there. Oh, and if you're really, really good, try to go easy on me at first okay?

[ittenbari]

No problem!

I'll figure out some way to meet up I guess since I'm being all anonymous here so, you know, my god's other shinki doesn't feel all bad about himself.

[latentforlife]

Feel free to hit up my inbox!

[concasse]

yknow what

I got the solution for all of this

how about I kick your ass into the pavement

then we'll both be happy

[ittenbari]

You can try!!

I'm not going to make it easy, though.

How do you fight? Unarmed? Armed? What weapons?

[concasse]

the word 'kick' is up there for a reason

[ittenbari]

Oh, so kicks mostly?

Me too, unless I'm using my swords!!

[concasse]

[Ew, swords. Reminds him of someone with green hair. Now Sanji feels vaguely offended]

use whatever you want, I can handle a couple swords without a weapon

[ittenbari]

Well a couple is what I've got! Short swords, but I guess it doesn't matter what kind if you figure you can handle it no matter what!

[concasse]

lemme know when and where you wanna do this

[ittenbari]

I'm gonna have to figure out how to pull it off! I'll let everyone know when I do!

[concasse]

all that shitty whining and you don't got anything set up yet?

[ittenbari]

I'm not really planner..

[concasse]

yeah I got that

all you need is an open space

keep the breakable shit out of the way

[ittenbari]

That should be easy enough!