Dance epidemic tonight - video/action

[very_goodman]

Posted: May 25th
From: Barry Goodman

Yo!

[The video feed flicks on to reveal the grinning face of one Barry Goodman. As he steps back, arms folded confidently, a view of the room he's standing in opens up  It's large and empty, with wooden floors, burnished steel bars along the walls, and with plenty of natural light streaming in through the windows. In short, it's a dance studio.]

I'm proud to announce the grand opening of my new talent agency: Sparkle Motion! With as many stars as there are in the heavens!

[His smile widens, and he dramatically waves his arm.]

...Well, someday, anyway. That's where you guys come in. I know heaven's got talent - I've seen it. So I'm gonna do what I do best - help all you stars out there shine as bright as you can! After all, we can't spend all our time fightin' ayakashi, right?

[Letting out a big laugh, he folds his arms again.]

So if you think you've got real star power, come on and show me what you've got! Hahaha!

Comments

[dioception]

I have to wonder how being a star works when most people can't even see us. [Not that he doesn't want it really badly, but he's not really sure... it was worth the effort. He supposes they could be stars amongst themselves, but that'd be underwhelming, wouldn't it? Eh, maybe not.]

[very_goodman]

People can't see us unless we make ourselves noticed. Any star that can't even shine that brightly's got no business in this business!

[Barry folds his arms, laughing confidently.]

[dioception]

Mmh, I suppose. [He had no problem getting people to notice him when he wanted to, but it still seemed like a daunting task.]

I may have to leave this one to the professionals. [It just wasn't worth the risk of being caught in sunlight.]

[very_goodman]

You won't be disappointed! I've got some pretty promising talent lined up.

[dioception]

I'll keep it in mind for the future, if I ever stop being allergic to sunlight.

[very_goodman]

Allergic to sunlight? Lotta that goin' around lately.

[dioception]

Unfortunately. I'm hoping it blows over soon.

[very_goodman]

Sounds like a real pain in the butt.

[dioception]

It can be, but I've made due so far. It just gets in the way of wanting to become a public figure, you know?

[very_goodman]

Yeah, I'll bet. Pretty hard to launch a career if you can only come out at night.