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[reformedsinner]

Posted: 20 May 2016 16:22
From: Cho Hakkai

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[Attached to the post are a few slightly off-kilter photographs of a abandoned building with the bright skies of the Far Shore and overgrown foliage visible in most of the shots.]

Do you suppose this temple belonged to a god of education?

I'm afraid I haven't found enough documents left behind to be sure! With a bit of work, it could be a good place to hold classes, though. Don't you think?

The blackboards mostly aren't cracked.

If anyone would be interested in helping us clean it up, assistance would be appreciated. Directions are attached.


[ooc; images sourced from here! Hakkai has had this post sitting around for a while, hoping that his fruit-induced haiku curse would wear off, but has given up. Responses will be in haiku syllable count. He's sorry.]

Comments

[reformedsinner]

Between one and two.
Asshole helped me carry the
cleaning supplies here.

[konobakazaru]

Oh

OH you mean you guys

I'm talking like actual ghosts though

[reformedsinner]

We are ghosts, Goku.
Don't be prejudiced against
the disembodied!

[konobakazaru]

But we're not all see through and we don't hang out in creepy places

[reformedsinner]

Mortals can't see us
and some temples are creepy.
It's not haunted, though.

[konobakazaru]

If you say so

Looks creepy to me

Do you need help cleaning up?

[reformedsinner]

Would you like to help?
Many hands make light work, and
it's a big building.

[konobakazaru]

As long a you're sure it's not haunted

Just let me know what you need me to do!

[reformedsinner]

Almost completely!
Can you help me haul out the
broken furniture?

[konobakazaru]

Yep! Just leave it to me and it'll be clear in no time

I'll be there in a bit okay?

[reformedsinner]

Certainly, thank you!
I'll be in the front hallway
And mopping; don't run.

[erogappa]

hakkai dont fuck with the kids head you know hes gulabul enuf to beleve you

[reformedsinner]

Really, Gojyo, if
you look at it the right way,
it is all quite true.

[erogappa]

you're right way is wrong
the old gods are cold and dead
dont plant yourself yet

[reformedsinner]

Myself? No. Only
basil -- and vegetables
Careful what you plant.

[As in, don't let any suspicion take root on the network, Gojyo -- that's almost certainly too poetic, but at the moment, what he can say is obnoxiously limited.]

[erogappa]

[ Nah, he gets it. But since when has Gojyo been the cautious one? ]

you're trying to
distract me by talking bout
food. do i look like

a monkey?

[reformedsinner]

My mistake! Perhaps
you did a little. I won't
scare him, I promise.

[Anymore. Well, he couldn't resist the ghost joke, regardless...]