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[konobakazaru]

Posted: 18 Mar 2016 10:43
From: Goku

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Hey so I have some purple stuff on me

It really hurts

How do I get it off

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[piphilologize]

That's for telling the world I was down for the count!

[ He's not any more accurate with the second boot, either, but it's vaguely satisfying to make the effort. ]

1/2

[konobakazaru]

It hurt an' you wouldn't wake up, what the hell was I supposed to do!?

[And just for effect, he kicks one of the boots right back, only really intending to angle it up and back onto the bed, but. Uh.]

[konobakazaru]

[That sure is a boot knocking a nice dent in Sho's wall, there. Whoops.]

[piphilologize]

[ What the factor-?

Sho looks at the hole, then over at his idiot shinki. It's actually enough to cut him short when he was clearly gearing up to yell back. ]

Not escalate the situation exponentially? [ On the bright side, he sounds much more mild than he might otherwise have been. ] Even if that seems to be your default function.

[konobakazaru]

[... well, he's not mad, at least. He thinks, anyway.]

I'm not escalatin' anythin'! You're the one that's yellin' at me!

[After all, he only came in here to make sure he wasn't. You know. Dead.]