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[konobakazaru]

Posted: 18 Mar 2016 10:43
From: Goku

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Hey so I have some purple stuff on me

It really hurts

How do I get it off

Comments

[necrowmantic]

Maybe they just thought you needed a bath?

I mean, if you've got mysterious purple things growing everywhere, you probably could use a good soaking too.

[konobakazaru]

Nice try but no

I'm not cutting my arm off

[necrowmantic]

I'm completely out of ideas then. I thought it was a pretty good one too....

Lemme know what it looks like if it gets worse!

[konobakazaru]

Water from a shrine gets it not just any water

It's fine now

Sounds like it can get really bad if you let it go too long

[necrowmantic]

Ohh, it was just blight then, and not some sorta mutant gangrene. Oh yeah, cursed water takes care of that, no problem! I picked up some ayakashi and the same thing happened.

I heard you can turn into a super-cool monster if you let it get really bad!

[konobakazaru]

Dude no I don't want to turn into a monster

Why the hell would you want to turn into a monster

[necrowmantic]

Why wouldn't you want to turn into a monster?

They usually get cool scales and fangs and stuff.

[konobakazaru]

I just don't okay

I'm fine the way I am and I don't need to be a monster to be awesome

[necrowmantic]

Hey, I never said you did! Better off being content with what you are, yeah?

I still think monsters are neat, though. I'd be okay with being one, or even a half one.

[konobakazaru]

Uh yeah sure

You just want to be a monster to get scales and stuff

Seriously

[necrowmantic]

Uhh, yeah? I'm sure there's some other bonuses involved in monsterhood, but the claws and stuff is the obvious major draw.

[konobakazaru]

Whatever makes you happy I guess