cleanmemory: (♥ i'll die from this!!!)
♥ watanuki kimihiro 四月一日君尋 ([personal profile] cleanmemory) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2016-11-24 10:24 pm

[ Video ] Can I Touch Your....

Date: May 19th
Post By: Guanyin
Type: VIDEO


[ Watanuki has the camera set up in front of him. He's sitting upright on his bed, hands on his knees, dressed in some stylish Chinese-style attire in black-and-blue. He seems to realize the camera is on and he bows towards it. ]

Hello. [ He seems nervous about posting to the BBS. He is. ] My name is Guanyin. I'm the God of Mercy and Compassion. It's nice to meet you all. This is my first time posting here so... if I seem a little awkward... well, it's probably just me.

Anyway...

I had a run-in with an ayakashi, and even with my shinki I was unable to defend myself. Another god had to step in and save us. Even though my shinki is a weapon-type, I never fought in my previous life, so I don't have any clue on how to properly wield him. I guess what I'm trying to say is...

[ He seems to get a little nervous here. He looks down to his lap. His ears are blushing. ] Well, that is... I think I have a solution... but I need someone's help.

Ah, so... if anyone has ever previously held a hard weapon such as a long stick, a pole, a spear, javelin, or any sort of polearm, ah... could you...

Could you.... let me touch it?
chickshades: (calm - 53071)

[personal profile] chickshades 2016-11-26 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
Cause it sounds like you wanna jerk someone off.
chickshades: (petty - 107354)

[personal profile] chickshades 2016-11-26 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That's why I said you should reword it, idiot!

Do you know how many assholes here are gonna read that and make fun of you for it, even if that's not what you meant?! And they're not gonna leave you alone after that! They're just gonna keep fucking with you and pissing you off on purpose!

[ Sage advice from someone with too much experience in this field. ]
Edited 2016-11-26 19:19 (UTC)
chickshades: (petty - 93518)

[personal profile] chickshades 2016-11-26 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
How am I the perv when you were just checking me out?!

[ Why are only dudes checking him out??? ]
chickshades: (Petty - 10)

[personal profile] chickshades 2016-11-26 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You are an idiot cause you keep saying it like that!
chickshades: (calm - 059731)

[personal profile] chickshades 2016-11-26 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
...yeah you're an idiot.

[ Sits and waits for Niles to show up. ]