[ Video ] Can I Touch Your....

[cleanmemory]

Date: May 19th
Post By: Guanyin
Type: VIDEO

[ Watanuki has the camera set up in front of him. He's sitting upright on his bed, hands on his knees, dressed in some stylish Chinese-style attire in black-and-blue. He seems to realize the camera is on and he bows towards it. ]

Hello. [ He seems nervous about posting to the BBS. He is. ] My name is Guanyin. I'm the God of Mercy and Compassion. It's nice to meet you all. This is my first time posting here so... if I seem a little awkward... well, it's probably just me.

Anyway...

I had a run-in with an ayakashi, and even with my shinki I was unable to defend myself. Another god had to step in and save us. Even though my shinki is a weapon-type, I never fought in my previous life, so I don't have any clue on how to properly wield him. I guess what I'm trying to say is...

[ He seems to get a little nervous here. He looks down to his lap. His ears are blushing. ] Well, that is... I think I have a solution... but I need someone's help.

Ah, so... if anyone has ever previously held a hard weapon such as a long stick, a pole, a spear, javelin, or any sort of polearm, ah... could you...

Could you.... let me touch it?

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[talkbirdytome]

[He wants to touch everybirdie's long, hard weapons.


Oooookaaay....]

Assuming that's not a euphemism for something weird, I've done a lot of spear hunting in my day.


But I have to ask... why would just touching somebirdie's weapon help you?

[freestyle_chrysalis]

[Watanuki....]

Wouldn't a broom work just as well if you want to touch something of that matter? Or does it have to be a battle weapon?

Somewhere in the temple

[commoncurtissy]

[Oh no. What is this? This is way too easy. There are so many things that he can say. Where does he start? This is gold.]

(Still cursed Kazuma)

[nailed_navigation]

[Okay... Trying to ignore how Lewd it sounds...]

Lady Bishamon is quite handy with weapons, and she is a god of war. I am sure that if requested, she can provide you will all the help that you would need.

[cleanmemory]

Something weird? No! What's weird about it...!?

And it's part of my power! I... can touch stuff and... stuff.... happens...? [ Yeah, it's vague, he knows... ]

[cleanmemory]

Well, I already use Jade like a broom... but it doesn't really work for battle purposes....

But... if someone used a specific broom as a weapon... hmm...

[cleanmemory]

[ ...Why can he feel your aura so easily... wait that's right THEY'RE CONNECTED. ]

Jade! I FEEL YOUR MISCHIEF.

[cleanmemory]

[ There's a small gasp. ]

Really...!? [ His eyes go bright when Kazuma mentions someone he's met before. ] I remember Bishamon-san! She's a goddess of war, huh... that's incredible...

Do you think she'd really help...?

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[commoncurtissy]

[He follows the noise then leans against the doorway to wherever Watanuki is.]

Shouldn't you be busy feeling other things instead, my lord?

[nailed_navigation]

[Well... At least someone is happy. Tucking back a lock of his hair behind his ear, Kazuma delivered the God of Mercy a tight lipped smile.]

Oh I am sure that she would be more then willing to help you out. She loves practicing- and she could help you fight in many different distance battle technique as possible.

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[cleanmemory]

[ He looks over to him where he's still primly sitting on the edge of the bed. ]

...Why do I feel dirty when you say that?

[cleanmemory]

Woooow... [ He makes an awed noise. ] That would be amazing...! I don't really have any idea what I'm doing, but... getting help from a war god would be fantastic...!

[freestyle_chrysalis]

If you use a boom in battle, by right it becomes a battle broom. Using my theory you would be able to racketeer anything to suit your purpose.

[cleanmemory]

But I don't use a broom in battle, Jade is a spear! But I use the spear like a broom and that is not how a spear works!

So I'm trying to find someone who knows how to use like, a staff or something so I can use him better! I can't go around flailing at everything! It doesn't work!

[wadoichimonji]

[Zoro first laughs like crazy before he can respond.]

I have a sword, it's not as long as a spear but it's pointy and stabby, would that work?

[jocularly]

[He's just...laughing. Helplessly. Oh this is good. He thought he had been too vague with his last post, but this one takes the cake!]

What good is touchin' gonna do thee?

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[latentforlife]

[Shuusei hops on a video chat with this guy because he's curious, though totally not helpful.]

You actually faced an ayakashi? And it was stronger than you and a shinki?

[He's not mocking, at least at the moment.]

What was it like? Oh, and I can't help you with weapons. I'm not sure I was ever the type to use something like that.

[cleanmemory]

[ He gives the pther a pouting face. He doesn't get what's so god damn funny. ] Hmph...

I'm not sure if a sword will work... can it be handled like a spear would be...?

[cleanmemory]

It's part of my power... I think...

When I touch stuff, stuff... happens...? [ He makes a bit of a face. ] It's... kind of hard to explain.

But my touch can do amazing things. [ Just make it worse. ]

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[cleanmemory]

It was... really strong. [ There's a pause. ] The ayakashi used to be a shinki, though... I don't know if it makes it any stronger, but...

I know it's also in part because I don't know how to fight at all.

[nailed_navigation]

Very well, if you wish- I can communicate with your exemplar to set up a good shedule for your training.

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[commoncurtissy]

Oh, so now you feel dirty.

I see. That makes a lot of sense now.

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[cleanmemory]

I-- what? [ He's giving him a confused look, before his face turns cross. ] Shut up! You're just some perverted old geezer!

[cleanmemory]

Thank you! [ There was a pause. ] Mmm... I'm sorry, I don't quite remember if I met you or not...

What's your name?

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[commoncurtissy]

Don't blame me. You're reaching that age.

Ah~ Puberty.

Shall we have the talk?