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[freestyle_chrysalis]

Date: May 18th
Posted by: Chouki- Shinki of Azeban.

Hello- My name is Rei Ryugazaki and I am one of Azeban's shinkis and the reason why I am approaching the Bulletin Board is because I have encountered a very unpleasant situation. I have been afflicted with a very strange illness. Since lunch time yesterday I have been having a case of the hiccups- but not just any time of hiccups. These hiccups are partnered with bright rainbow colored bubbles. I am humbly requesting any and all sort of cure to help me rid myself of this malady. This is simply unbeautiful.

With all my apperication and gratitude,

Rei Ryugazaki
Chouki
Shiki of Azeban and fellow Shinki with Sakonchansan.

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action...duh

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[ And while Rei sits at the table, typing up his bulletin board post, Nagisa's seated at the opposite side. He's leaning his chin on one hand and absently popping the colorful little bubbles that float towards him with the other. Once he successfully combats all of them, he leans up over the table to try and see what Rei's posting about. ]

I don't think I've seen you on the BBS yet. What're you posting about?

lol I love sick Rei icons

[freestyle_chrysalis]

[The first response that the little trickster god received was that of a high pitched hiccup followed by the sight of a bright yellow and purple conjoined bubble. After that came the disgusted groan and a dramatic sound of Rei's forehead meeting with his computer.]

I'm asking for help with my problem, Nagisa-sama. I didn't want to trouble you with something so unbeautiful and illogical. I was hoping that with enough data I would of been able to crunch the numbers myself and tend to it myself.

poor rei-chan lolololol

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I don't know, I think they're kinda funny.

[ Nagisa covers his mouth to stifle his giggling as Rei lets out his loudest hiccup yet. ]

And look! This one's kinda like a Nagisa and Rei-chan bubble! [ He points to the conjoined one that's started to float towards him. ] You're purple and I'm yellow. We just need a red one for Sako-chan.

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[pure_radiantics]

Oh no, I'm so sorry to hear that!

Uhm! Did you eat anything strange at lunch? Maybe it's some kind of... allergic reaction?

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[freestyle_chrysalis]

No- I didn't eat anything unusual. For lunch I made Nagisa-sama, Sakonchankun and myself a rather delicious and very healthy meal that contained freshly plucked berries, peach slices and low fat sugar free vanilla yogurt. I don't think either of those would produce such an unusual allergic reaction.

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[pure_radiantics]

I guess there's always lactose intolerance, but you'd probably have known about that before eating the yogurt...

I wonder if the berries or peaches weren't washed properly?

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[freestyle_chrysalis]

Unwashed Berries?!? Of course I properly washed the berries, after all I was going to be the one to eat them and I wouldn't want to eat whatever was used on them. There just has to be some other explanation.

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[volksdaemon]

That's easy. Everyone knows you get rid of bubbles by shaking really hard, so all you need to do is get someone to jiggle you up and down really fast, or maybe spin you around in a circle, or do some jumping jacks for awhile.

[Yeah, he's totally pulling Rei's leg for this.]

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[freestyle_chrysalis]

[You Ass....]

Oh> Oh, that's right... I recall reading something about that in one of my books. I just totally forgot about that. It makes perfect sense, Of course that would get rid of all my extra bubbles and with them gone, it would only be a matter of time before the hiccups disparate!

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[volksdaemon]

[Yep.]

Just like a can of soda!

[Except then they explode when they're closed. Schuldig vaguely amuses himself that it won't come out the guy's mouth but rather the other end. Repeatedly and uncomfortably.]

1/3

[freestyle_chrysalis]

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[papillonprincess]

you poor thing...
have you tried water? Holding your breath and drinking should alleviate the hiccups.
when did this start?

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[freestyle_chrysalis]

I tried it only made it worse... The bubbles just multiplied into foam for a while. This just makes no sense... I don't understand where my logic fails. I didn't do anything wrong or different.

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[papillonprincess]

Rei-kun, we live in a world where I turn into a blade at my master's will
I believe logic can take a backseat when trying to explain these anomalies
have you tried the local pharmacy?
they should have something for hiccups.

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[thekillerwhale]

Rei, have you tried holding your breath for ten seconds? Maybe that would get rid of the hiccups.

Or drinking a full glass of water?

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[freestyle_chrysalis]

I tried! It only got worse... It made me look like I was foaming at the mouth. A big foaming rainbow mess. It was simply awful.

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[thekillerwhale]

That's not good...

Maybe it will just wear off. It can't be that permanent, can it?

[disciplineking]

Tell that to these cat ears on my head.

[freestyle_chrysalis]

At least cat ears could be described as cute. In certain cultures there are quite a lot of people that would spend a rather large amount of money to get false ears.

[disciplineking]

[He's just being a dramatic little fucker.]

They are not cute, and I don't want these. I'd rather die than suffer this humiliation, but seeing that's off the table, I'm assuming you're just clueless as to how this happened. You don't seem very smart.

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[ittenbari]

REI
IT HAS TO BE THE GROSS WHITE STUFF
I TOLD YOU HUMANS SHOULDN'T EAT THAT

[Yogurt is unnatural. Why does no one understand?]

It is okay Sakonchankun I do it too.

[freestyle_chrysalis]

There's nothing wrong with yogurt! In fact yogurt provides your body with a vast amount of benefits! Did you know that yogurt can help you with Constipation, or if you are suffering with Diarrhea? Yogurt also helps boost the Immune System!

[ittenbari]

I POOP FINE

I don't need weird goop for that!

Look what it did to you!

What if I poop bubbles????

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[ephydriade]

drink water

[ isn't he helpful... person he barely remembers... ]

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[forsakens]

Try holding your breath. I hear it's got ha pretty high success rate.

Though, what did you eat in order to have rainbow bubbles come out of your hiccups? That's rather silly.