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Date: May 18th
Posted by: Chouki- Shinki of Azeban.

Hello- My name is Rei Ryugazaki and I am one of Azeban's shinkis and the reason why I am approaching the Bulletin Board is because I have encountered a very unpleasant situation. I have been afflicted with a very strange illness. Since lunch time yesterday I have been having a case of the hiccups- but not just any time of hiccups. These hiccups are partnered with bright rainbow colored bubbles. I am humbly requesting any and all sort of cure to help me rid myself of this malady. This is simply unbeautiful.

With all my apperication and gratitude,

Rei Ryugazaki
Chouki
Shiki of Azeban and fellow Shinki with Sakonchansan.

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[ And while Rei sits at the table, typing up his bulletin board post, Nagisa's seated at the opposite side. He's leaning his chin on one hand and absently popping the colorful little bubbles that float towards him with the other. Once he successfully combats all of them, he leans up over the table to try and see what Rei's posting about. ]

I don't think I've seen you on the BBS yet. What're you posting about?

Edited 2016-11-24 23:56 (UTC)

Oh no, I'm so sorry to hear that!

Uhm! Did you eat anything strange at lunch? Maybe it's some kind of... allergic reaction?

That's easy. Everyone knows you get rid of bubbles by shaking really hard, so all you need to do is get someone to jiggle you up and down really fast, or maybe spin you around in a circle, or do some jumping jacks for awhile.

[Yeah, he's totally pulling Rei's leg for this.]

[The first response that the little trickster god received was that of a high pitched hiccup followed by the sight of a bright yellow and purple conjoined bubble. After that came the disgusted groan and a dramatic sound of Rei's forehead meeting with his computer.]

I'm asking for help with my problem, Nagisa-sama. I didn't want to trouble you with something so unbeautiful and illogical. I was hoping that with enough data I would of been able to crunch the numbers myself and tend to it myself.

No- I didn't eat anything unusual. For lunch I made Nagisa-sama, Sakonchankun and myself a rather delicious and very healthy meal that contained freshly plucked berries, peach slices and low fat sugar free vanilla yogurt. I don't think either of those would produce such an unusual allergic reaction.

~~[You Ass....]~~

Oh> Oh, that's right... I recall reading something about that in one of my books. I just totally forgot about that. It makes perfect sense, Of course that would get rid of all my extra bubbles and with them gone, it would only be a matter of time before the hiccups disparate!

[Yep.]

Just like a can of soda!

[Except then they explode when they're closed. Schuldig vaguely amuses himself that it won't come out the guy's mouth but rather the other end. Repeatedly and uncomfortably.]

I guess there's always lactose intolerance, but you'd probably have known about that before eating the yogurt...

I wonder if the berries or peaches weren't washed properly?

Unwashed Berries?!? Of course I properly washed the berries, after all I was going to be the one to eat them and I wouldn't want to eat whatever was used on them. There just has to be some other explanation.

THAT'S ILLOGICAL! I'M NOT A CAN OF SODA! I MAY BECOME A BEACH BALL BUT THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CAN OF SODA AND A BEACH BALL!

[Oh look who caught on.]

[And he turns into a beachball, how useless!]

So you're saying you normally hiccup rainbow bubbles? Because where I come from, that's illogical too.

[Hey.. That Beach ball packs a rather nasty punch as a flash bomb okay?]

Well... Figuratively speaking this isn't the strangest thing that could happen here? When I was with my first god- Athena- I used to transform into a speedo and my powers were bubble related as well? Or at least had some bubbles to it? I was able to do other things as well. I made Athena look like a Shoujo God.

Edited 2016-11-25 06:02 (UTC)

Figuratively speaking? Bullshit. Just because it's not the strangest thing that could happen doesn't mean that *figuratively* speaking something has to be *literally* illogical. You doing jumping jacks to get rid of rainbow bubbles is just as implausible as turning into a speedo and hugging some guy's dick to give him powers. *Figuratively* speaking, of course.

you poor thing...
have you tried water? Holding your breath and drinking should alleviate the hiccups.
when did this start?

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I DID NO SUCH THING! DON'T TARNISH ATHENA'S NAME IN SUCH DEROGATORY MANNER! I JUST PROVIDED MY GOD WITH SUPPORT!

I tried it only made it worse... The bubbles just multiplied into foam for a while. This just makes no sense... I don't understand where my logic fails. I didn't do anything wrong or different.

Rei-kun, we live in a world where I turn into a blade at my master's will
I believe logic can take a backseat when trying to explain these anomalies
have you tried the local pharmacy?
they should have something for hiccups.

You said you were a speedo, right? Unless your Athena was going superhero and wearing the speedo over top of a spandex leotard or something... Then you were literally as close as two nuts in a sack. *Hugging* is the tame part.

Rei, have you tried holding your breath for ten seconds? Maybe that would get rid of the hiccups.

Or drinking a full glass of water?

I tried! It only got worse... It made me look like I was foaming at the mouth. A big foaming rainbow mess. It was simply awful.

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