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[belovedtomboyishdaughter]

Posted: May 9th
From: Boreas

[because this is Cirno, everything is horribly misspelled with almost non-existent punctuation.]

hey everybdy! im cirno and im a new god here! or i guess im suposed to be called boras now? why do they give us diferent names?

enyway that's not why im using this bbs thingy. i just got to my knew temple theirs a bunch of horses running arond here! who did that? i dont even know what to with all of them. their suposed to eat grass and stuff right?

Comments

[redotiertwo]

well thats assuming theyre not weird mythological horses
and dont have unforeseen meat eating tendencies or vicious urges to multiply across the world until we all fall to the ultimate horse empire
bringing humanity to extinction as all figures of speech about horses probably become painfully literal and the land becomes flat under the hooves of a billion maned overlords

anyway im pretty sure they like apples too

[belovedtomboyishdaughter]

[Cirno is honestly a little confused by Dave's tangent.]

you mean they mite be yokai horses? if they decide to case truble ill just beat them up enyway.

((god dammit))

[redotiertwo]

[He'd be more surprised if she wasn't.]

look im not saying they are
but im also not saying they arent because look at the other random fuckery springing up here every other day
if youre going to beat up horses though im gonna suggest you set up a paywall for that
start the new wave of heavenly spectator sports in horse punching