Heaven's BBS | Text (Backdated since I was planning on posting this sooner orz)

[belovedtomboyishdaughter]

Posted: May 9th
From: Boreas

[because this is Cirno, everything is horribly misspelled with almost non-existent punctuation.]

hey everybdy! im cirno and im a new god here! or i guess im suposed to be called boras now? why do they give us diferent names?

enyway that's not why im using this bbs thingy. i just got to my knew temple theirs a bunch of horses running arond here! who did that? i dont even know what to with all of them. their suposed to eat grass and stuff right?

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it's hard to type like my character when I'm a perfectionist with typing XD

[mylanceisbiggerthanyours]

[It's okay, tiny fairy, your responder isn't much better.]

Welcome to the place, Miss Cirno. I'm Nephenee, though I reckon the humans call me Radegast, like they call ya Boreas. Why they do it, I guess its like a title.

Well reckon ya having horses is like me having bunnies. They kinda came with the position. Don't know what bunnies got to do with hospitality and crops...must be the fertility part. But I can teach ya about horses, I gotta farm back home. Got a few there.

I know how you feel orz

[belovedtomboyishdaughter]

[Just give Cirno a minute to try to understand what she just wrote.]

a title? that makes sense i guess. none of the gods back home had things like that thogh.

and rely? i culd probly handle it but theirs a lot of them so if you wanna help then sure.

((I keep having to resist the urge to capitalize things. And I don't even know how to misspell some words in a way people could still read. XD;))

what is typing weird

[mylanceisbiggerthanyours]

[Oh, just wait til you hear her speak, honey.]

Really? Even different names folks used for them?

well if ya tell me where your temple is, I could come on over to help ya, if ya'd like.

((It's a learning curve. Probably like I had to finagle with this one's accent written out...readable but getting the point across.))

[redotiertwo]

well thats assuming theyre not weird mythological horses
and dont have unforeseen meat eating tendencies or vicious urges to multiply across the world until we all fall to the ultimate horse empire
bringing humanity to extinction as all figures of speech about horses probably become painfully literal and the land becomes flat under the hooves of a billion maned overlords

anyway im pretty sure they like apples too

[has_too_many_moles]

I believe horses enjoy sugar cubes as a treat. Perhaps you can use a box of them to keep them tamed?

[belovedtomboyishdaughter]

[Cirno is honestly a little confused by Dave's tangent.]

you mean they mite be yokai horses? if they decide to case truble ill just beat them up enyway.

((god dammit))

[belovedtomboyishdaughter]

sugar cubes? i dont no if i have eny of those

[belovedtomboyishdaughter]

i dont think so. but ive only met for gods so i dont know.

okay. um its [And she tells her where it is because I haven't really figured that out anyway]

[has_too_many_moles]

Hmmhmm... They are usually reserved for teas and coffee drinks? They are easy enough to find at a local grocery store.

[redotiertwo]

[He'd be more surprised if she wasn't.]

look im not saying they are
but im also not saying they arent because look at the other random fuckery springing up here every other day
if youre going to beat up horses though im gonna suggest you set up a paywall for that
start the new wave of heavenly spectator sports in horse punching