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[volksdaemon]

Posted: May 13th 2016
From: Anon
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So last I knew, it was 2001. Because I know how the world works, I know there's *definitely* been movies, TV shows, music, comics, all kinds of things created since then. I don't care about the garbage though - I want to know about the best of the best that's happened in the last couple of years.

Okay and if you have the misfortune to have been born pre... steam engines and light bulbs let's say, how in the name of every god here did you entertain yourselves back then? I guess there's always musical theater and like... Virgil kind of poetry. Was that it?

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[volksdaemon]

Me either. So what do you do when you're bored, since you didn't even answer the question?

[chickshades]

pretty much the stuff you already listed
mostly just wasting time online

[volksdaemon]

Why 'waste time' when you could be drinking or banging though? Way better wasting time in real life.

[chickshades]

dont you think id be doing that if it were that easy?

[ Obviously referring to the banging part. He's got the drinking part down. ]

[volksdaemon]

[He can't even imagine acquiring alcohol is difficult, so he runs off on a wordplay tangent.]

What's the hard part? Getting hard? Assuming you're a guy, if you're having that problem with girls on the corner, I think you have other issues.

[chickshades]

no idiot
getting anyone interested

[volksdaemon]

So you mean without paying for it, then.
Or going to a bar.
Or a club.
Or hitting up an anonymous bathhouse type place.

[chickshades]

id rather a gf than a one night stand

[volksdaemon]

Poor sap.

[chickshades]

hey you brought it up

[volksdaemon]

I didn't bring up love and girlfriends. That was all you, sap.

[chickshades]

whatever
whats wrong with that anyway?

[volksdaemon]

Have you never heard of 'the old ball and chain'? It's a major liability, of course.

[chickshades]

so you go and be single then
im opting out

[volksdaemon]

Last I heard you aren't opting out of jack if you're still looking.