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Sheryl Nome ([personal profile] galactically) wrote in [community profile] thefarshore2016-05-20 06:44 pm

Un ♫ Heaven's BBS: Text

Posted: 17 Mar 2016 12:49 PM
From: Sheryl

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Attention, everyone! Stop whatever you're doing right now because this is 10x more important! Consider this a special PSA from Sheryl Nome.

Chocolates are supposed to be a symbol of love and commitment, right? That's what I always believed. Before arriving here, I learned they come in two forms:
a gift between two lovers, or romantic chocolate
a gift between two friends, or courtesy chocolate

But now I learned there is a third form: chocolate assigned to us for delivery by a group of the most unprofessional, incompetent idiots!

Recently I asked that same group of idiots a few questions about a certain incident. Why was there no warning labels on these chocolates? Why were the people who ate them suddenly the targets of these ugly monsters?

Do you want to know what they said? I'll summarize that for you in three words: "we didn't know."

????????

Who the hell do they think they're talking to?! I can't take this level of idiocy!
sweetdeath: (mirth unfelt)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2016-05-24 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[It's been a long time, long enough that Tsuzuki's started to wonder if she's going to make it there after all, and pulled his phone out to look at those last texts again. He's not texting her, though. Yet.

The water boiled, and he turned it off, and the knock at the door makes him jump so hard he actually knocks his chair over and has to right it again in a flurry of movement before he heads for the front door. It's right around the corner from the kitchen, which works out, but he's still a little panicked-looking when he pulls it open.

He swallows, and tries to stand up straight and smile at her like he's actually inviting in a pretty classy guest for her first visit, instead of looking like he'd just pulled a chair out from halfway under the kitchen table. There's a dust bunny in his hair. He doesn't notice.]


Hey.

Uh, come on in!
sweetdeath: (talk to the meat bun)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2016-05-24 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, what's funny?

[Tsuzuki blinks at her, one hand going to his head just in case his hair's sticking up or something. His fingers tangle in something weirdly fluffy, and he pulls it down and eyes it.

Oh.

Yeah, okay, that's funny. He breaks into a grin himself, and heads back to the kitchen with a brisk step.]


Hey, Sheryl, want some tea? And -- uh, I think we've got some snacks around here...

[Unless he ate them all, which is very possible. Or Battler did. Hisoka wouldn't be caught dead eating the last of the snacks without adding them to the shopping list, Tsuzuki's pretty sure.

What he's not sure about is how to break the subject she came here to talk about, not when she's smiling cheerfully at him.]
sweetdeath: (honest smile)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2016-05-26 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. Hey, have a seat!

[He waves to the kitchen table.

The house doesn't look much like a temple; it looks more like a big, old-fashioned, slightly run down Japanese farmhouse, with hardwood and tatami floors, sliding rice-paper doors and ageing appliances in the kitchen. The kettle is a nice, solid iron one, and Tsuzuki busies himself pouring the hot water into a teapot and rummaging in the cupboards for snacks while it cools. He eventually turns up some Oreos, and fans them out on a plate, carrying them to the table with the teapot and cups.]


It's nothing fancy, hope you don't mind.
sweetdeath: (roguish grin)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2016-05-26 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Tsuzuki's grin takes on a warmer, affectionate note, and he glances around the kitchen.]

It's a good thing Hisoka makes me clean up around here or I wouldn't be inviting anybody over!

[He laughs easily, and wraps his hands around his teacup, focusing on Sheryl again.]

You know, I haven't visited a lot of other people's temples myself. I should too.

So... about what you were saying. Before.
sweetdeath: (no silver lining here)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2016-05-26 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry. I just don't... I don't want anybody else to get hurt.

[His hands tighten on the ceramic, and his expression drains to a pained worry. They've had enough people hurt here already. Mortals, gods, shinki. Tsuzuki didn't expect that this place would be safe, any more than working in the Summons Department was safe, but this kind of turnover in a month and a half is worse than anything he ever saw.

He shakes himself out of his brief silence, and looks up at her again.]


I don't trust the Heavens. That's all.
sweetdeath: (crows calling)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2016-05-27 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
After what happened, I think everyone's suspicious.

[Tsuzuki looks up at her earnestly.]

-- I don't think all of them knew. But there has to be someone. Someone who brought the chocolates in, who came up with the idea.

I think challenging the Heavens is going to make them mad at you. What we really need them to do is start looking for whoever did this. If they really don't know, someone tricked them pretty well.

Right?

[And if he can convince Sheryl to go the diplomatic route instead of standing outside Amaterasu's temple with a bullhorn and a picket line, maybe she'll even make it to next month...]
sweetdeath: (yeesh)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2016-05-28 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
That's the problem, though! We can't make them do anything. We're a bunch of brand-new gods with a handful of followers.

[He scowls into his cup, thinking hard.]

So you need to convince them. If you make a lot of noise, they'll focus on you, because you're making the Heavens look bad, right? What you've got to do is keep it quiet. Talk to people one on one.
sweetdeath: (honest smile)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2016-05-29 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
... Yeah, that's basically it.

[Tsuzuki's smile is relieved. That's a lot better idea, in his opinion. A lot less likely to antagonize the most powerful of the deities, and a lot more likely to get people working on what they need to work on.

He takes a deep breath.]


Gathering supporters could make a real difference.
sweetdeath: (staring at the sun)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2016-05-29 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

[Tsuzuki leans forward, impulsively, and puts a hand over Sheryl's.]

And if you need anything -- like backup -- call me. I'll be there.
sweetdeath: (honest smile)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2016-05-30 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
I bet you've got so many you don't need one more. But hey, you just have to put up with it.

[He lets go and sits back, reaching for one of the cookies and snapping it in half to eat the cream filling first. It's the best part. Plus, right now, he needs victory sugar.]
sweetdeath: (hmm....)

[personal profile] sweetdeath 2016-05-30 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tsuzuki grins, and applies himself industriously to the cookies.

They're way better than talking about the Heavens. No question.]