Sheryl Nome (
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Un ♫ Heaven's BBS: Text
Posted: 17 Mar 2016 12:49 PM
From: Sheryl
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Attention, everyone! Stop whatever you're doing right now because this is 10x more important! Consider this a special PSA from Sheryl Nome.
Chocolates are supposed to be a symbol of love and commitment, right? That's what I always believed. Before arriving here, I learned they come in two forms:
a gift between two lovers, or romantic chocolate
a gift between two friends, or courtesy chocolate
But now I learned there is a third form: chocolate assigned to us for delivery by a group of the most unprofessional, incompetent idiots!
Recently I asked that same group of idiots a few questions about a certain incident. Why was there no warning labels on these chocolates? Why were the people who ate them suddenly the targets of these ugly monsters?
Do you want to know what they said? I'll summarize that for you in three words: "we didn't know."
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Who the hell do they think they're talking to?! I can't take this level of idiocy!
From: Sheryl
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Attention, everyone! Stop whatever you're doing right now because this is 10x more important! Consider this a special PSA from Sheryl Nome.
Chocolates are supposed to be a symbol of love and commitment, right? That's what I always believed. Before arriving here, I learned they come in two forms:
a gift between two lovers, or romantic chocolate
a gift between two friends, or courtesy chocolate
But now I learned there is a third form: chocolate assigned to us for delivery by a group of the most unprofessional, incompetent idiots!
Recently I asked that same group of idiots a few questions about a certain incident. Why was there no warning labels on these chocolates? Why were the people who ate them suddenly the targets of these ugly monsters?
Do you want to know what they said? I'll summarize that for you in three words: "we didn't know."
????????
Who the hell do they think they're talking to?! I can't take this level of idiocy!
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[Tsuzuki leans forward, impulsively, and puts a hand over Sheryl's.]
And if you need anything -- like backup -- call me. I'll be there.
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You know I will. [And in a more playful tone, back to being more or less like herself:] After all, a remarkable woman like myself is very grateful to have supporters around.
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[He lets go and sits back, reaching for one of the cookies and snapping it in half to eat the cream filling first. It's the best part. Plus, right now, he needs victory sugar.]
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[She follows suit, taking the Oreo apart and licking the cream portion off the cookie. Aah, sweets. Far preferable than the Heavens for sure.]
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They're way better than talking about the Heavens. No question.]