Un ♫ Heaven's BBS: Text

[galactically]

Posted: 17 Mar 2016 12:49 PM
From: Sheryl

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Attention, everyone! Stop whatever you're doing right now because this is 10x more important! Consider this a special PSA from Sheryl Nome.

Chocolates are supposed to be a symbol of love and commitment, right? That's what I always believed. Before arriving here, I learned they come in two forms:
a gift between two lovers, or romantic chocolate
a gift between two friends, or courtesy chocolate

But now I learned there is a third form: chocolate assigned to us for delivery by a group of the most unprofessional, incompetent idiots!

Recently I asked that same group of idiots a few questions about a certain incident. Why was there no warning labels on these chocolates? Why were the people who ate them suddenly the targets of these ugly monsters?

Do you want to know what they said? I'll summarize that for you in three words: "we didn't know."

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Who the hell do they think they're talking to?! I can't take this level of idiocy!

Comments

[turpitude]

You would think they would think these things through before forcing people to undertake these tasks, wouldn't you? We shall riot in the streets if this sort of nonsense continues!

[ Okay, that escalated. ]

[galactically]

who says we have to wait until they make more nonsense?
i say we should put a stop to this immediately!

[And Sheryl's escalating it a little more.]

[turpitude]

[ Oh. ]

Immediately? Should we not approach this with a healthy amount of caution? I shudder to think what these people are capable of.

[galactically]

i'm not afraid of silly repercussions, but i understand your concern. we can't just barge in unprepared

i was thinking of a certain kind of protest, with large signs and all

[turpitude]

It would be foolish to do as much, Miss Sheryl.

Large signs! Rather to the point, would it not be? Surely they will not be able to ignore us then if we make our demands known outright.

[galactically]

better to go straight to the point than to beat around the bush! we'll have to make our voices heard loud and clear if we capture their attention ♥

and of course, we can't do this all by ourselves. safety in numbers, right?

[turpitude]

I do quite appreciate your way of thinking! It's wonderfully clever.

How do you propose we organize ourselves, exactly?

[galactically]

thank you, thank you! ☆

good question... i haven't really thought that far ahead. we should ask around and see who else is interested before making huge changes. there has to be more people who are displeased with those fools like us

[turpitude]

You are quite welcome, Miss Sheryl!

Shall you need any assistance from me, I would very much be happy to offer it. I can't say I'm much experienced with this sort of thing!

[ Read: She's not a good leader, but she knows how to follow. ]

[galactically]

then i'll have to count on you to get that done, right? truthfully i've never done this before either, but there's nothing wrong with gaining new experience

[And she goes to read the BBS label]

Pippa, right? it's a pleasure to meet you!

[turpitude]

Then it shall be a learning experience for us both!

It is lovely to meet you, too. Pardon my curiosity, but have you been here long?

[galactically]

not that long, no. about a week, i think?
i haven't been paying too close attention, but there was a party when i first arrived here

[turpitude]

A party! I imagine such a thing would liven this place up, no doubt.

[galactically]

it was like being whisked away to a surprise vacation! there was even delicious food and drinks for us to take

[turpitude]

That seems more delightful than anything I've seen here yet! Perhaps this world is not so terrible as I thought it.

[galactically]

it's not really TOO bad, once you disregard the lame higher-ups. the people i've met makes staying here totally worth it

[turpitude]

I've run into more than my share of terribly rude individuals, but if there are more like you, I daresay I shall enjoy my time here!

[galactically]

well, there's no one quite like I, Sheryl Nome, but thanks for the vote of confidence!

don't even remind me of the obnoxious individuals! there's this guy i met who i swear is a total psychopath

[turpitude]

You're quite welcome! I can tell, we shall be the best of friends.

Why, I met someone rather like that! He kept saying how delightful murder is, and it was absolutely awful!

[galactically]

oh, no... does this guy have light hair and a creepy smile over his face?

[turpitude]

I am not quite certain! I spoke to him only over this BBS.

[galactically]

well at least you didn't have to meet him in person! i saw this man who keeps talking about people getting killed like it's the best thing ever. he even expects me to join in the bloodshed!

the tackiest man ever, i swear!

[turpitude]

Why, I do believe we spoke to the same person, unless there are several bloodthirsty men here! I certainly hope that is not the case, but I shall steer clear of men with frightening smiles and light hair as much as I can.

[galactically]

if there are any more like this man, i'll have to stay as far away from them as possible! but yes, do steer clear of that person

... actually, if you ever do bump into him, feel free to punish him socially and biologically!

[turpitude]

I can understand socially, but I'm afraid I do not quite understand what you mean by "biologically"!