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[razzledazzles]

Posted: 8 May 2016 5:13 AM
From: Jae-Ha

Kija is gone. I can tell that he's not here.

Really, has no one found out the reason behind disappearances like this? If anyone knows what's happened to him or has hurt him in some way, you'd better come forward now before I discover this later. I won't have any mercy towards someone like that.

Who can tell me anything about this? Anyone?

Comments

[razzledazzles]

If you keep at it like that, I'll cheer myself up by pointing out how sweet you are.

[shadepossessed]

well shit now ive gotta come up with a threat about finding new and creative ways to kill you with your own tongue

[razzledazzles]

You're dangerously close to having me smile. Be careful, now.

[shadepossessed]

maybe something with fire too for melting the silver off

[razzledazzles]

Wait, the silver? What silver?

[He's an old man, leave him...]

[shadepossessed]

come on youve never heard of having a silver tongue?

[razzledazzles]

Oh! Is that like having a honey tongue?

[shadepossessed]

[.......................uh]

i guess that depends on what the fuck a honey tongue is

[razzledazzles]

[He learns gay shit from Hazel,]

I believe it means someone who has a way with words.

[shadepossessed]

then yeah. but my way sounds less like a prostitute trying to get a tip.

[razzledazzles]

[That's the most hilarious thing he's read today. It sort of helps with the mood, conversations like this... She may be the one cheering him up the best, outside of Hazel.]

Haha, my, that's one way of looking at it, I suppose.

[shadepossessed]

[that's fucked up, but she's glad???]

i dont know how else youre meant to. its a seriously disturbing mental image all gooey and dripping like that.

[razzledazzles]

Coming from his mouth, it wasn't such a bad picture.

[Here's your tmi of the day]

[shadepossessed]

[...welp. Can't say she didn't deserve that, after taking about masturbating to some internet stranger. Karma's a bitch.]

i dont know if i should avoid asking about who it is or if that will just make me look at every man like theyve got the honey tongue in the worst way

[razzledazzles]

When you say it like that, I only want to keep it a secret.

[shadepossessed]

huh out of the two of us i really am the sweet one. thats kinda fucked.

[razzledazzles]

Now, I'm very sweet. Just ask anyone. I have a honey tongue of my own.

[shadepossessed]

honey tongue has a new meaning and were going to pretend it doesnt apply to you. you meant silver tongue and nothing else.

[razzledazzles]

Consider that I have both. A tongue that is silver and honey. Isn't that lovely?

[shadepossessed]

sounds cold. i wouldnt want there to be anything silver around while someone tried to honey tongue me.

[razzledazzles]

I take it you aren't into temperature play?

[shadepossessed]

there are people that are?

dont make your gossiping sound like a complaint asshole

[razzledazzles]

You're more innocent than you act, then. Don't worry, I'll stop, I'll stop.

[shadepossessed]

stop thinking about my innocence too or ill make sure youll never get honey tongued or do it yourself again

[translation: SH-SHUT UP DUDE]

[razzledazzles]

Uh oh, I struck a nerve.