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[lilys_poise]

Posted: May 5th
From: Elise

Does anyone know a good way to make money? There's something I want to buy but it's really expensive.

Comments

[sweetdeath]

Well, I guess you could get odd jobs or something like that! Or sell things you make. What kinds of things are you good at?

[lilys_poise]

I can make flower crowns.
And I'm really good at coming up with fun games!

[Such marketable skills...]

[sweetdeath]

Maybe you could babysit?

[Flower crowns and fun games are wonderful childcare skills!]

[lilys_poise]

Do gods have babies?

[sweetdeath]

Some gods have really young shinki! I was thinking for mortals, though. Little kids and animals seem like they're better at seeing us than grown-ups.

[iyashinokaze]

Perhaps you could do work for a well-off god. There's all sorts of things that need to be done at our temples. Or maybe your god could help you out.

[lilys_poise]

That's a good idea!
Do you have any chores you need help with?

[iyashinokaze]

I probably couldn't pay you very much... but if I think about a job, I'll ask. All I really have to do is keep things clean and make sure the fruit on the trees doesn't get out of control.

[lilys_poise]

It gets out of control?
What kind of fruit do you have?

[iyashinokaze]

All kinds. Bona Dea is a goddess of plenty, apparently. One of her symbols is the cornucopia.

If you'd ever like any, please feel free to just come and take it.

[disciplineking]

Assassination.

[lilys_poise]

That's not funny!

[disciplineking]

I'm not being funny, herbivore. A lot of money can be made headhunting.

[lilys_poise]

People pay you to HUNT HEADS???

[disciplineking]

How can you be this much of an idiot?

Head hunting means taking thier head for your own; a barbaric term to represent killing someone.

The result of course is the same.

[brynwieldr]

Ignore the ass telling you to assassinate people.

I've found some interesting jobs simply sticking to what can be one on the computer.

[lilys_poise]

[That's probably a good idea. But she chooses to ignore it because now she's worried. It sounds like his god might be mean to him. Which is clearly her business.]

What kind of jobs?

[brynwieldr]

Something called 'data entry', where I take what information they send me and put into their online library, as well as working with a company who needs weekly schedules for their employees. Those might not be very fun jobs but they're simple enough and involve zero assassination.

[lilys_poise]

That sounds so boring!
I think a job like that would put me to sleep.
Aren't there any fun jobs where you also don't have to hurt people?

[Spoiled much? Although there are some jobs Elise would probably find fun. She should go back to the cat cafe. ]

[brynwieldr]

Well, I like it.

Maybe something with animals? One of my shinki works at an animal shelter.

[clothes_make_the_man]

What are you trying to buy, Elise? I'd be happy to help you with the cost.

[lilys_poise]

[ No Forrest don't spoil her she's such a brat already. ]

A violin.
I saw one in a shop and I think I know how to play it.
But it was really expensive!

[clothes_make_the_man]

I don't mind buying it for you. Lakshmi is a goddess of wealth too, after all.

[lilys_poise]

You will?
Thank you so much!
You're the best!

[clothes_make_the_man]

Of course! I do have a condition, though.