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[lilys_poise]

Posted: May 5th
From: Elise

Does anyone know a good way to make money? There's something I want to buy but it's really expensive.

Comments

[sweetdeath]

Well, I guess you could get odd jobs or something like that! Or sell things you make. What kinds of things are you good at?

[lilys_poise]

I can make flower crowns.
And I'm really good at coming up with fun games!

[Such marketable skills...]

[iyashinokaze]

Perhaps you could do work for a well-off god. There's all sorts of things that need to be done at our temples. Or maybe your god could help you out.

[lilys_poise]

That's a good idea!
Do you have any chores you need help with?

[disciplineking]

Assassination.

[lilys_poise]

That's not funny!

[disciplineking]

I'm not being funny, herbivore. A lot of money can be made headhunting.

[lilys_poise]

People pay you to HUNT HEADS???

[disciplineking]

How can you be this much of an idiot?

Head hunting means taking thier head for your own; a barbaric term to represent killing someone.

The result of course is the same.

[lilys_poise]

I know what it means!
I'm just surprised you'd do something so awful.
Money isn't worth somebody's life!

[iyashinokaze]

I probably couldn't pay you very much... but if I think about a job, I'll ask. All I really have to do is keep things clean and make sure the fruit on the trees doesn't get out of control.

[lilys_poise]

It gets out of control?
What kind of fruit do you have?

[disciplineking]

Clearly you haven't met some of the dirty trash that inhabits the world.

I'm not for killing needlessly, that's a waste of energy and time. But I will to uphold justice and order.

[iyashinokaze]

All kinds. Bona Dea is a goddess of plenty, apparently. One of her symbols is the cornucopia.

If you'd ever like any, please feel free to just come and take it.

[lilys_poise]

Everyone I've met has been really nice.
I don't think any of them would do something that awful.
And even if you're fighting for justice it doesn't mean you have to kill anyone!

[Such naive. Very cinnamon roll. Wow. Elise is too innocent for her own good.]

[lilys_poise]

Wow!
You really mean it?
Thanks!

[iyashinokaze]

Of course. I wouldn't offer if I didn't. If you'll pick them yourself, I can pay you for that, too.

[sweetdeath]

Maybe you could babysit?

[Flower crowns and fun games are wonderful childcare skills!]

[brynwieldr]

Ignore the ass telling you to assassinate people.

I've found some interesting jobs simply sticking to what can be one on the computer.

[disciplineking]

[Don't worry, Hibari can teach her the ways of how to be cute AND bloodthirsty.]

Either you aren't a shinki or have no concept what forced servitude is. Gods exist to use shinki-it doesn't matter to them your own autonomy. The people I'VE met are more than happy to take advantage of that naivete of yours and kill with it.

Consider it a helpful bit of advice because reading this sickens me.

[clothes_make_the_man]

What are you trying to buy, Elise? I'd be happy to help you with the cost.

[lilys_poise]

[That is a hilariously terrible idea.]

My god isn't like that!
He'd never force me to do anything.


[A momentary pause, because now she's concerned.]


Is your god mean?

[lilys_poise]

[That's probably a good idea. But she chooses to ignore it because now she's worried. It sounds like his god might be mean to him. Which is clearly her business.]

What kind of jobs?

[lilys_poise]

[ No Forrest don't spoil her she's such a brat already. ]

A violin.
I saw one in a shop and I think I know how to play it.
But it was really expensive!

[brynwieldr]

Something called 'data entry', where I take what information they send me and put into their online library, as well as working with a company who needs weekly schedules for their employees. Those might not be very fun jobs but they're simple enough and involve zero assassination.