Second Shock | [text]

[idkmybffgon]

Posted: May 3
From: Killua Zoldyck

well it looks like im out a god again
so how about it
anyone looking for a super skilled
super cool
godless shinki?
cause i could use a place to sleep
for more than a few nights
damn its like this place wants me to just get pissed
pls dont try to take me if youre just gonna let me go
got it?

Comments

[sonofson]

[Did he hit a sore spot?]

...Is that friend of yours? They gotta be somewhere! I can help you look if you want.

[idkmybffgon]

[Sorry buddy, Killua isn't good about emotions.]

Yeah, he was my first god. Don't worry about it. I know he's not here anymore. I'm over it.

[No you're not.]

[sonofson]

If you say so....

[That 'Gon...' from before says otherwise though. But Goten isn't going to push on it]

Hey! Do you wanna hang out until you find somewhere to stay? I'm bored and you don't have anything better to do!

[idkmybffgon]

Ha! You sound like a little kid.

[Killua is snickering softly on the other end of the line.]

But yeah, I guess I don't mind hanging out with little kids.

[sonofson]

[Wow rude]

You...You don't sound that much older then me! I'm not a little kid.

[idkmybffgon]

I'm definitely older than you. I can tell just by the way you talk.

[There's a low 'hmmmm' and then.]

How old are you, anyway?

[sonofson]

Huh? You can't tell how old someone is by the way they talk! You first! How old are you?

[idkmybffgon]

Well THAT right there is a clear indicator.

[He sighs.]

But fine. I'll take the high, MATURE road. I'm fourteen. Now tell me how old you are!

[sonofson]

.....close to fourteen!

[By like half]

[idkmybffgon]

Yeah right!

[Killua barely hesitates before speaking.]

Tell me the truth or I'm never talking to you again!

[Who's the mature one here again…??]

[sonofson]

What?! That's not fair! We just met! You dont even know who I am so how would you know not to talk to me?

[what is this? Killua you're being mean!]

[idkmybffgon]

I can just listen for your voice! So tell me the truth quick or I'm hanging up~

[He's… actually mostly joking. But he starts humming like there's a countdown anyway.]

[sonofson]

[It's the count down humming that really gets him.]

Seven!

[idkmybffgon]

[...that is a lot younger than Killua was guessing, holy balls.]

You really are a little kid!! You're like half my age!

[sonofson]

[It's not his fault okay!]

HEY! So? I maybe little but can still kick your butt!

[Where did that come from? Huh..]

[idkmybffgon]

Haha! Yeah right!

[There's a serious smugness in his voice.]

I could take you on without a problem.

[sonofson]

Oh yeah! Prove it then! I bet I can take you on no problem and I'm half your age!

[Goten is tired of being put off due to his age]

C'mon! C'mon!

[idkmybffgon]

I was taking on grown men when I was your age. Do you really think you can beat me, little boy?

[Killua no.]

[sonofson]

Ahuh! I bet I can!

[At least he'll try! Wants to try. Killua is being mean.]

I think you're the one that is scared! I'm strong too!

[idkmybffgon]

[Killua is really good at being mean, sorry buddy.]

Haha! I can't remember ever being scared. And you're like... younger than my little sister!

[sonofson]

[You're not my buddy, friend!]

So?! You're just like the rest of the adults here!

[idkmybffgon]

[You're not my friend, pal!!]

Nuh-uh, no way! I'm not even close to as stupid as them! Adults are dumb and selfish. I'm the total opposite!

[sonofson]

Coulda fooled me!

[idkmybffgon]

[He lets out a low whistle.]

Wow. That was really sassy. And kind of half-assed.

[sonofson]

[GRUMBLE NOISES]

Are we gonna fight or not?