Second Shock | [text]

[idkmybffgon]

Posted: May 3
From: Killua Zoldyck

well it looks like im out a god again
so how about it
anyone looking for a super skilled
super cool
godless shinki?
cause i could use a place to sleep
for more than a few nights
damn its like this place wants me to just get pissed
pls dont try to take me if youre just gonna let me go
got it?

Comments

[idkmybffgon]

I'm definitely older than you. I can tell just by the way you talk.

[There's a low 'hmmmm' and then.]

How old are you, anyway?

[sonofson]

Huh? You can't tell how old someone is by the way they talk! You first! How old are you?

[idkmybffgon]

Well THAT right there is a clear indicator.

[He sighs.]

But fine. I'll take the high, MATURE road. I'm fourteen. Now tell me how old you are!

[sonofson]

.....close to fourteen!

[By like half]

[idkmybffgon]

Yeah right!

[Killua barely hesitates before speaking.]

Tell me the truth or I'm never talking to you again!

[Who's the mature one here again…??]

[sonofson]

What?! That's not fair! We just met! You dont even know who I am so how would you know not to talk to me?

[what is this? Killua you're being mean!]

[idkmybffgon]

I can just listen for your voice! So tell me the truth quick or I'm hanging up~

[He's… actually mostly joking. But he starts humming like there's a countdown anyway.]

[sonofson]

[It's the count down humming that really gets him.]

Seven!

[idkmybffgon]

[...that is a lot younger than Killua was guessing, holy balls.]

You really are a little kid!! You're like half my age!

[sonofson]

[It's not his fault okay!]

HEY! So? I maybe little but can still kick your butt!

[Where did that come from? Huh..]

[idkmybffgon]

Haha! Yeah right!

[There's a serious smugness in his voice.]

I could take you on without a problem.

[sonofson]

Oh yeah! Prove it then! I bet I can take you on no problem and I'm half your age!

[Goten is tired of being put off due to his age]

C'mon! C'mon!

[idkmybffgon]

I was taking on grown men when I was your age. Do you really think you can beat me, little boy?

[Killua no.]

[sonofson]

Ahuh! I bet I can!

[At least he'll try! Wants to try. Killua is being mean.]

I think you're the one that is scared! I'm strong too!

[idkmybffgon]

[Killua is really good at being mean, sorry buddy.]

Haha! I can't remember ever being scared. And you're like... younger than my little sister!

[sonofson]

[You're not my buddy, friend!]

So?! You're just like the rest of the adults here!

[idkmybffgon]

[You're not my friend, pal!!]

Nuh-uh, no way! I'm not even close to as stupid as them! Adults are dumb and selfish. I'm the total opposite!

[sonofson]

Coulda fooled me!

[idkmybffgon]

[He lets out a low whistle.]

Wow. That was really sassy. And kind of half-assed.

[sonofson]

[GRUMBLE NOISES]

Are we gonna fight or not?

[idkmybffgon]

[On the other end of the line, Killua laughs.]

I'm more than happy to fight! Just tell me where you are, little boy~~

[sonofson]

On the beach in the Far Shore. You better not chicken out!

And I'm not little boy! My name is Goten.

[He's actually kind of excited for this...]

[idkmybffgon]

The beach it is!

[He won't comment on the last part and instead turns his phone off and immediately heads for the beach to start stretching and warming up. He hopes this kid gives him at least a LITTLE bit of fun.]

[sonofson]

[Goten is a little nervous but more excited then anything. He's gotta show this guy what for. Once there's no more replies he backs a beeline for the beach. The temple is located on it so it takes no time at all even by food to find Killua. He blinks at him, slowing down once he's close enough. He's the only one around so it's gotta be him right?]

You got here really fast!

[He grins a little bit, eagerly, before he starts to mimic Killua and stretch a bit.]

[idkmybffgon]

[Killua snickers, raising an arm above his head casually.]

Faster than you. That's one point for me already.

[He squats down, touching the ground.]

You're even shorter than I imagined.