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[flagitate]

Has anyone ever woken up and found something completely random in their temple?

[ The camera pans to a cat, who's purring up a hell of a storm. ]

I didn't ask for him or anything. He just showed up this morning, from my home, I'm guessing.

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[flagitate]

... Seriously?

Suddenly I'm really glad I got this useless cat and not a dragon.

[revolutionfalcon]

Seriously. At least a cat is easy to handle.

[Says the guy who's been looking after the cat cafe's "residents".]

Enough people here have them that it shouldn't cause any trouble if it wanders, either.

[flagitate]

He can take pretty good care of himself, anyway. I'm not worried.

[revolutionfalcon]

That's something, at least. And I'm sure he knows the danger of arrows better than certain animals I could mention.

[flagitate]

Like vultures?

[revolutionfalcon]

Exactly like vultures.

[flagitate]

When you put it like that, he seems like a pretty smart cat.

[revolutionfalcon]

He's survived this long. That takes some level of intelligence.

[He's leaving out the specification of "in your world", since he figures most people don't appreciate having their dark histories broadcast.]

[flagitate]

[ She'd call him just to yell at him, if he did something like that. ]

Yeah. You have a point.

I guess he's a pretty resilient cat.

[revolutionfalcon]

[He'd probably do the same to her if she shared his, which is why he's taking the precaution.]

Aren't cats supposed to sleep a lot, anyway? He might not even need to take much care of himself if he stays around your temple.

[flagitate]

Probably. That, or he'll just make a mess of the temple when he's bored or mad at me.

[ He peed on three things before she realized he was there. Terrible. ]

[revolutionfalcon]

If you say so. I haven't met any cats other than strays or the ones in that cafe on the Near Shore in a while.

[flagitate]

Wait, there's a cafe for cats?

[revolutionfalcon]

Not for cats, but people pay to be around cats while they do whatever it is people do at cafes. I don't really understand the draw, but it gets busy, so there must be something.

[flagitate]

I guess people just really like cats here.

[revolutionfalcon]

I suppose there's at least a reason for the people in the heavens to like them. They apparently sense us easier than most on the Near Shore and can help others see us more clearly.