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[jooeyecandy]

Posted: April 27, 2016
From: ₍˄ุ.͡˳̫.˄ุ₎ฅ˒˒

so what does a guy have to do in order to get some real music around here? how abotu real instruments? idk about all you people but a few simple stringed instruments doesnt sound the same thing as actual rock and i cant even begin to understand some of the shit things ive seen pretending to be an instrument in the local place

for that matter how mabny people actually can play things? not just the traditional ladeeda stuff buit other stuff too? there's gotta be a few people with some kind of skills i cant be the only one that twistches when someone misses a note

and whats up with the whole fire shit? was that some kind of warning or did someone forget to watch their back or something? and why's there not any kind of scvhool system or even anything like that? not that i really want to go to school but it seems kinda lame that there's nothing to do unless you wanna go answer prayers or hang around looking okay and stuff. it's so srs dull here!

[And give him a few minutes of posting this to go to his next add-on complaint.]

also who the hell makes a girl cry that isn't breaking up with her? serious that's just cruel

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[onedrinkwithme]

[If Byung-hee knew more about this culture than Aymeric, it can count as a good teaching tool. He's gonna need it badly.]

Hmm, if it will help me know more about this world and how it works, I can try it out.

[Nah, it'll just make him look pretty. Fair warning: supervise him for the internet.]

[jooeyecandy]

[It wasn't really his true culture being that Byung-hee is Korean and they are in a Japanese area, but it's close enough. He's got a good idea so at least one of them won't be too lost.]

Ahh, it's not really something you need to do because it's standard but I like putting it on.

[In fact, he is pretty weird considering a lot of girls just went for a soft slight line instead of the cateye glamour look he has going on. But he doesn't worry about that. Instead he waves his hands around and bounces on his heels.]

So, should we look into this shopping thing?

[The moment he realizes that Aymeric doesn't know internet, he is so gonna keep an eye on him.]

[onedrinkwithme]

[Both should be lucky that the new god is more of a curious type instead of scoffing. He would seriously practice until he got it perfectly right. Never know when it can be pretty useful. Loaded statement]

Our best chance is the Far Shore; I am sadly not familiar with that Internet and machine I found in my office so seeing the items in person would give us a better judgement.

[jooeyecandy]

[That they should since Byung-hee would certainly not be intimidated by someone who would scoff at him and his eye makeup. In fact, he would pull all sorts of problems for that type of person since he was the type that found strict people fun to poke at.]

You've never been on a computer before? [That got some of his due consideration because it's weird. People have internet. It was just there.] Your world must suck. I'll teach you its secrets later.

[onedrinkwithme]

[He may have fun in his world. Just saying.]

I have never heard of a computer until here. Most magitek items are either from the ancient Allagan Empire or the Garleans...neither are a very good example.

[jooeyecandy]

[He would have fun until he gets killed.]

Computers aren't magic. I think. [Don't ask him to explain. He can barely explain what a muse is even though he wasn't sure why he needed to explain something that was - to him - something really simple to get.] They're like electronics and code and stuff.

[onedrinkwithme]

[Code? Electronics? It all just gets a blank look from Aymeric because what is code not written? In other words: it goes right over his head enough to make an awkward silence for a couple minutes.

...

Ok, time's up.]

Seems like I have much to learn about this place...but we have plenty of time.

[jooeyecandy]

[His default state of handling people who were having a mental breakdown over what he said was to just continue to talk like they were still able to process what he had said. So while Aymeric was blinking about code and electronics, Byung-hee was chatting about finding a music store to see what he could really do and maybe something that was not a school uniform would be nice too.

So Aymeric shouldn't be too surprised to find that he was already making a shopping list while sitting on a table legs crossed and writing said list on his hand with a pen.]

...and some liquid eyeliner glitter and some jeans. Okay?

[onedrinkwithme]

[Whoops he should pay attention more. But at least he caught the boy writing on his hand and handed him a pad of paper. The Heavens knew how to stock up.]

Here, this might be easier and a small chance of your writing getting smudged. And as long as these jeans are not dangerous, it should suffice.

[Only dangerous if someone likes looking at butts.]

[jooeyecandy]

[He squints at the notepad, takes it and pushes it into a pocket and then puts the cap back on his pen. The dire threat of smudged ink doesn't worry him, nor does the idea of losing the list. He'll survive the ink smudge, though he had to laugh a little about the dangerous jeans.]

Right. So no skinny jeans for you.

[Jumping off the table, he reached up to pat Aymeric on the shoulder and then headed or a doorway. If he was lucky, he actually found one that lead to the way out.]

Let's go!