Heaven's BBS

[very_goodman]

Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Barry Goodman

So, uh... having more than one god. How's that all work? Do they get joint custody, and the shinki just lives at each god's temple for a week at a time or something?

'Cause that mighta happened.

Comments

[very_goodman]

Makes about as much sense as anything else, I guess. Kinda glad I don't gotta worry about that, to be honest.

[redotiertwo]

im feeling like im pretty used to godly domains but that might just be the nonexistent weirdometer speaking
but yeah one less thing to dedicate precious headspace to when youre already dealing with the minor detail of afterlife dimension crossing

[very_goodman]

Yeah, it's much easier just turnin' into a weapon and kickin' ayakashi butt.

[redotiertwo]

you know has anyone made like
a boring spreadsheet of who turns into what
shinki wise
i feel like thatd be a study in suspending disbelief and general hilarity ensuing

[very_goodman]

Beats me. Bet it would be pretty funny, though.

[redotiertwo]

yeah theres probably no end to the insane shenanigans of what the fuck god weapons turn into
weapons in the least literal way i can possibly say weapons

[very_goodman]

Hey, speaking of - whaddaya you turn into? You get a chance to try it out yet?

[redotiertwo]

yeah though we dont know what my whole power deal is yet
a sweet pair of turntables on gear platforms

[very_goodman]

Haven't been in a fight yet, or Hajime just doesn't know how to use 'em?

[redotiertwo]

both
proper use of turntables takes serious instruction that i could hand on
the mightiest of spinning and scratching techniques at my disposal
but im going to assume ive never spun tables with a magic twist before

[very_goodman]

Hard to say, huh? Good luck with that. All of my forms are pretty easy to use.

[redotiertwo]

dont leave me hanging then dude
i have nothing better to do than hear the gory details of your many and varied weapon forms
or non weapon forms

[very_goodman]

Well, the first one is a magical girl wand that shoots blasts of sound.
The second one is an electric guitar that summons, uh... these electric monster things [he doesn't know the word 'golem'] to fight with my goddess.
And the third one is a big two-handed axe that freezes whatever it hits.

[redotiertwo]

damn i was all ready to give you shit about the first one but the other two are actually pretty awesome
and i mean as magical girl wands go shooting sound isnt the worst thing ever
better than glittery transformation dust

[very_goodman]

Hey, magical girls are awesome! I'm proud to have a form that represents such pure love and courage.

[redotiertwo]

whoa there dude i wasnt going to give you serious shade about it
just like
friendly douchebag ribbing
clearly you take your magical girls extremely seriously and you know i can respect that

[very_goodman]

Heheh, yeah, sorry. I get pretty caught up in that stuff. Magical girls are the best.

[redotiertwo]

cant say i ever really got into that area but you know
not gonna judge magical girls when i wouldnt even be surprised if we had some here

[very_goodman]

Well, if you're ever curious, I got a whole load of DVDs at Mielikki's place.

[redotiertwo]

has mielikki got another name because im pretty sure like half the gods here dont introduce themselves with god names
and hey hajime would probably enjoy that sort of thing
maybe we could make a movie night out of it
meet you two up

[very_goodman]

Oh. Yeah. She's Hiyoko. You know her? She's always talkin' about birds and stuff.

[redotiertwo]

oh man is that world war bird girl
the one with way more idea of how to hit on birds than i expected literally anyone ever to have
yeah ive met her before

[very_goodman]

Yup, that's her. She really likes birds a whole lot. And animals in general, I guess. There's always bears and elk and stuff hangin' around the lodge.

[redotiertwo]

wow seriously
bears
remind me not to ever go there uninvited
even if she does have a way with birds
and words too but mostly birds

[very_goodman]

Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word, after all.