Heaven's BBS

[very_goodman]

Posted: 22 April 2016
From: Barry Goodman

So, uh... having more than one god. How's that all work? Do they get joint custody, and the shinki just lives at each god's temple for a week at a time or something?

'Cause that mighta happened.

Comments

[moonfang]

I just go to whichever one I feel like hanging out at, no big deal

[very_goodman]

Guess I should check out the other temples, then.

[moonfang]

Hell yeah. It all depends on what you feel like. If I want to relax by the beach, I go to Sensei's place. If I wanna hunt in the jungle, I go to Jin's. Being attached to multiple gods gives you all kinds of options!

[very_goodman]

Sounds like an adventure! I'm gettin' excited already!

[moonfang]

Ya gotta make your own adventure in this place i feel like. answerin prayers is real boring. only the ones where you get to fight ayakashi are worth anything!

[very_goodman]

I dunno, the last one I did was pretty fun. We got this guy a job doin' a reality show!

[moonfang]

That sounds like the opposite of fun. Did ya get to fight monsters?

[very_goodman]

Nope, no monsters. Guess ya had to be there.

[moonfang]

Fighting monsters is the only thing worth my time! Maybe if I were still alive, I'd care more about what these stupid humans want, but... I really don't. Everyone's got problems.

[very_goodman]

Yeah, but isn't it the gods' job to help humans with stuff? And it's our job to help the gods help them, right?

[moonfang]

Well, one of my gods is the god of the hunt so... unless it involves killing things, he really doesn't need to do anything, does he?

... man, I can't remember what Sensei is the god of

[very_goodman]

So's mine. The guy was on a job hunt.

[It's the worst joke.]

[moonfang]

ugh!! THAT DOESN'T COUNNNNTTTTT

[you should be stabbed for that pun, good sir]

[very_goodman]

Hey, I thought it was pretty funny.

[moonfang]

yeah ok fine it was a good pun

[very_goodman]

She's good for that kinda thing.