Heaven's BBS || Text: Follow for more smol piglets

[mybadhabit]

Posted: April 13th, 4:39AM
From: Hermes

EVERYONE, EVERYONE LOOK! LOOK! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

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This morning I was woken up by my dear Inoshishi no Ino nuzzling his face into to my armpit. What a wonderful awakening, today is simply the best day!

Hajime, Sheryl Nome, isn't he every bit as cute as I said he was? (*/∇＼*)

Comments

[mybadhabit]

Zoro, you know I admire you greatly, but if you harm one single hair on Ino's precious little head, I will not hesitate to put a knife right through your remaining eye.

[wadoichimonji]

Fine, I won't eat your pig.

.......... is it a boy or a girl?

[mybadhabit]

That's what I thought. I have plenty of other food that if you're really that hungry, I can feed you.

Inoshishi no Ino is a boy.

[wadoichimonji]

Don't need your food, I just wanted to know what you'd do if I sad I wanted to eat your emergency rations.


Can I just call him Ino?

[mybadhabit]

He's not my emergency rations, he's my friend. I don't care if you eat my actual emergency rations.

[Mostly because the real emergency rations are hidden away in Ninja Space where Zoro would never find them]

Of course you can. I usually just call him Ino myself.

1/2

[wadoichimonji]

Your friend?

[wadoichimonji]

[Sent a few minutes after the first message.]

That's kinda cute.

[mybadhabit]

He's a wild animal, I'm not about to call him my pet. Even fully trained, he'd still be different from a domesticated pig.

[wadoichimonji]

Animals can be friends. I just didn't expect you to have one.

An animal friend. I mean.

[mybadhabit]

I was out training after I was first defeated by Saitama when he came up to me, being chased by a giant snake. I defeated the snake, and he stayed by my side for the duration of my training.

He was left back home when I was brought here to be Hermes. I wasn't sure if I would see him again, but apparently the Heavens thought to reward my good behavior.

[wadoichimonji]

Who is Saitama? Ino sees you as his hero then.

That is pretty impressive. I think he might have missed you.

[mybadhabit]

Someone from home. He's here as Radegast. He's strong, even stronger than you. Being beaten by him was the first time I had tasted defeat in all the years that I can remember.

Something like that. Seeing as how he waited near my training spot for me to return afterwards, I suspect he lost his family.

[wadoichimonji]

Stronger than me and you? I want to fight him.

You are his new dad. Congratulations on your furry son.

[mybadhabit]

Good luck. It's not very often that he's willing to fight.

He even has the same marks under his eyes as I do. Of course, his are brown, and not purple.

[wadoichimonji]

That's fine, if I ever meet him I'll be able to see him fight at least, right?

He was born to meet you. Truly your son.