video; Ishtar, March 13th

[trustheart]

[The video feed is a first person view of a bunch of purple stuffed goats, mounted on wheeled platforms, chasing after someone who's running. Some of them have ribbons around their necks, some of them has attachments connected to their platforms for a variety of jobs. For those that know of them, they'd be recognizable as Hibiki's spy goats.

The camera moves to show Chris's face, who looks both winded and angry as she shouts at her device.]

THEY'VE BEEN AFTER ME ALL DAY! SOMEONE SEND HELP!

SHIKYOIN, DON'T THINK I KNOW THAT THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

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[beyondtheblade]

[Shikyoin?

Tsubasa squints.]

Yukine.

...

What did you do.

[That doesn't really... sound like a question, in tone.]

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[trustheart]

Senpai! You have to save me!

[Chris is yelling, while running. Run-yelling.]

These damn things won't leave me alone! They want me to draw on them! This has to be Shikyoin Hibiki's revenge on me!

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[beyondtheblade]

[Tsubasa just stares.]

That wasn't an answer.

[trustheart]

Why is what I did important?! I'm the one in danger here!

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[reloves]

[ Minako doesn't recognize the spy goats, but there's something else about this video that seems familiar.. ]

Huh, Shikyoin? Are you talking about Hibiki?

[ WAY TOO CALM FOR THE SITUATION.. But if the Great and Amazing Hibiki is involved, surely Chris can't be in any real danger as far as Minako's concerned! ]

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[trustheart]

Who else would I be talking about?

[Chris has already been talking with Tsubasa, so she's noticeably calmer now.]

Her goats seem to think I can make them fashionable.

[reloves]

Wow! I didn't know you had that sort of talent at all!

[ Apparently she just misses the part where it's what the goats think and not an objective fact just yet.. ]

Why are you running away from then then?! You should helping them!

[trustheart]

But there's tons of them! And I'm not talented! It was just a joke that one of them took seriously!

Voice | Mephistopheles

[subconmodo]

Ha! Oh wow... Screw cat videos, this is the content the internet was made for!

[trustheart]

Oh come on, you are the absolutely last person I want to be dealing with right now.

[subconmodo]

I know! It just makes this moment all the more delicious.

Maybe I should thank that stuck-up loser for doing something right for once.

[trustheart]

No, I got myself in this situation.

[She wants to tell him he can't possibly make it any more embarrassing than making a post like this and getting chewed out by her best friend, but she figures he'd take it as a challenge.]

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[priforprince]

You're noisy.

[ SOME PEOPLE ARE IN POST-PRODUCTION ON A REVOLUTION, HERE

HOW GAUCHE ]

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[trustheart]

AND YOU'RE-

...

Someone who didn't do anything wrong. Sorry about all this.

gosh hibiki let people rp in peace

[priforprince]

If you realize that, put a stop to it.

[ You've got a lot of threads going! How tiresome!

Is that...the faint sound of running water in this video....? ]

Ceasing defacing my property would also be best.

[ A stray soap bubble blows past on the wind. It might be taken for a special effect, though, given how amazingly handsome Hibiki always is.

Oh, here comes a second. ]

Re: gosh hibiki let people rp in peace

[trustheart]

[Squint.]

... are... are you cleaning something?

Anyway, uh, the thing is, they want to be defaced.

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[holygrailed]

[Sometimes you miss the commotion on the network completely when you're out on a walk. Irisviel is on an impromptu visit to her friend's temple when she spots said friend being chased by... purple stuffed goats... on wheeled platforms?

...It would be a truly hilarious sight if it wasn't Chris being chased.

...Still a little funny with Chris being chased.

But never let it be said Irisviel is not a good friend. She hurries over, plucking hair from her head and channeling them into wire.]

Shape Ist Leben!

[The wire glows and begins to form itself into a large filigree eagle. With a screech, it launches off Irisviel's arm and begins to dive-bomb the goats.]

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[trustheart]

[Chris doesn't see it coming... and to Irisviel's credit, neither do the goats. They ended up being knocked on their sides, their little wheels flailing.

Chris gasps, and stops, holding up her hands.]

Irisviel, no! You don't need to hurt them, this is all my fault!

[Later, the absurdity that she's defending a bunch of stuffed, semi-robotic goats is gonna hit her, and she's going to be mortified at what her life has become.]

[holygrailed]

[The eagle is on a second diving pass as Chris shouts out. Irisviel holds out her arm as the eagle pulls up, flying back to land on her arm. The glow disappears as the eagle unravels back into wire, and wire, fades back into a thin strand of hair. As the hair drifts away, Irisviel hurries over to Chris.]

Are you all right? Why were you being chased?

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Zetta isn't here to help anyone. Even cute girls -- if he's learned one thing in his time here, it's that they just don't appreciate the help! No, the Overlord has a different purpose in mind: ruining Hibiki's life.]

[Ahead of her, a Prinny army abruptly marches around the corner, the patchwork peglegged penguins wielding a variety of weapons such as a fishing pole, a comically-oversized cartoonish bomb, a pie, and a ring that only has the lameass power of Heart.]

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[trustheart]

...

[Chris comes to a stop, and stares.]

Okay, what the hell is this nonsense supposed to be?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[With a chorusing battle cry of 'Dood!' the Prinnies smash into the goats. Pretty much literally. Failing to properly use their weapons, they just whomp in like a mixture of a wave and bowling pins colliding with more bowling pins.]

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[alchemists]

[ Elfnein was on her way to visit Chris' temple when she saw the goats running, she was able to pick out some of them from the movie filming and just the ones Hibiki used the most. But there was one that stood out and was in the front of the pack, a spy goat with a ribbon that Elfnein and Romeo made for their goat house guest. ]

Mr. Goat!

[ How could a good goat turn so bad?? ]

[trustheart]

Elfnein!?

[Chris stops running, as... that particular spygoat breaks off from the herd to move towards Elfnein. In response, the rest of the goats stop, and stare at the scene just like Chris.]

... You, uh, know that goat?

[alchemists]

They stayed over at my temple during New Years for a few weeks.

[ Elfnein is just giving a disappointed look at the goat, how could it do all this when everyone has been kind to them. ]

Mr. Goat, you know it's not nice to chase people, Romeo even told you that before.