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Posted by: Minako
Date: February 8th
[ First there's a mess of blonde hair, as if someone turned the camera on a little too quickly and excitedly before being fully ready, but then Minako's face - with a big smile - fully appears. ]
So, everyone.. Valentine's Day is coming up, and you all know what that means! [ She moves her eyebrows up and down a few times. ] Of course I'm sure some of you already have found that special someone to spend that special day with, but there must be some people who are still worried about what they'll do on that day!
Well, if you're one of those people, then have no fear! You don't have to spend all day feeling down when you can instead dedicate it to finding the love of your life! That's what I'm here to help you with this year. You see, you can sign up for having one or more quick blind dates on Valentine's Day. Just leave me a comment here if you're interested, and tell me if you're interested in one date, or two, or three, or.. well, maybe someone will set the record for most blind dates in one day?
[ She laughs. ]
Anyway, once you've done that, people will randomly get assigned together and you'll be told the location of your date or dates on Valentine's Day itself! It's that simple!
And maybe by now you're thinking, "aw geez, Minako, I know you're a totally cute and super capable girl, but how could even you do all of that all by yourself?!" Never fear once more, since I have a super great partner in all of this who will tell you some more about this great opportunity!
[ Minako seems to reach for something off camera, muttering a few things under her breath at whatever is there, and then Chikusa is dragged onto the video. Not entirely willingly, from the looks of it. ]
[In fact, Chikusa definitely isn't willing, as is obvious by the fact that he is aggressively not making eye contact with the camera. After a few moments, perhaps giving into the oppressive sparkling atmosphere which is around Minako, he grits out a sigh.]
...No more than three dates.
[They have not planned for more than three. He refuses to do more work.]
Also... we need some people willing to clean up ayakashi on that day, too. There's a variant which seems to be getting worked up about this holiday.... So we need cleaners. Tell us if you're interested....
[After a second, he weakly tries to pull out of Minako's grip not too unlike a cat.]
[ Minako doesn't seem like she'll let go just yet, which means there's a lame and weak tug of war happening on camera right now as Minako tries to maintain her near sparkly smile. ]
Yes, let us know! Now how do I..
[ She reaches over to the camera - thankfully letting go of Chikusa - and manages to shut the feed off after a moment or two. ]
Date: February 8th
[ First there's a mess of blonde hair, as if someone turned the camera on a little too quickly and excitedly before being fully ready, but then Minako's face - with a big smile - fully appears. ]
So, everyone.. Valentine's Day is coming up, and you all know what that means! [ She moves her eyebrows up and down a few times. ] Of course I'm sure some of you already have found that special someone to spend that special day with, but there must be some people who are still worried about what they'll do on that day!
Well, if you're one of those people, then have no fear! You don't have to spend all day feeling down when you can instead dedicate it to finding the love of your life! That's what I'm here to help you with this year. You see, you can sign up for having one or more quick blind dates on Valentine's Day. Just leave me a comment here if you're interested, and tell me if you're interested in one date, or two, or three, or.. well, maybe someone will set the record for most blind dates in one day?
[ She laughs. ]
Anyway, once you've done that, people will randomly get assigned together and you'll be told the location of your date or dates on Valentine's Day itself! It's that simple!
And maybe by now you're thinking, "aw geez, Minako, I know you're a totally cute and super capable girl, but how could even you do all of that all by yourself?!" Never fear once more, since I have a super great partner in all of this who will tell you some more about this great opportunity!
[ Minako seems to reach for something off camera, muttering a few things under her breath at whatever is there, and then Chikusa is dragged onto the video. Not entirely willingly, from the looks of it. ]
[In fact, Chikusa definitely isn't willing, as is obvious by the fact that he is aggressively not making eye contact with the camera. After a few moments, perhaps giving into the oppressive sparkling atmosphere which is around Minako, he grits out a sigh.]
...No more than three dates.
[They have not planned for more than three. He refuses to do more work.]
Also... we need some people willing to clean up ayakashi on that day, too. There's a variant which seems to be getting worked up about this holiday.... So we need cleaners. Tell us if you're interested....
[After a second, he weakly tries to pull out of Minako's grip not too unlike a cat.]
[ Minako doesn't seem like she'll let go just yet, which means there's a lame and weak tug of war happening on camera right now as Minako tries to maintain her near sparkly smile. ]
Yes, let us know! Now how do I..
[ She reaches over to the camera - thankfully letting go of Chikusa - and manages to shut the feed off after a moment or two. ]
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She's also putting the chocolate into her mouth after saying that, thoughtfully chewing on it for a few moments. Minako doesn't have as much of a sweet tooth as a certain blonde she used to know, but it's still bearable for her - not like it's too extreme or anything. So she seems to enjoy it. ]
Oh.. they're pretty good too! Does your boyfriend like sweet things? Because it seems like you put quite some sugar into these.
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[But that's not important. The sweetness of the chocolate is, and Chikusa stares down intently into the box while thinking over it.]
He'll... eat anything he can shove into his mouth. [Sweet or not. After a second, something occurs to Chikusa, and he blinks a bit.] ...I guess I do too.
[Living a life on the run means no pickiness allowed.]
But if it's too sweet... Hm.
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Maybe just add a little less sugar in the next batch and I'm sure they'd be perfect.
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...But no point in wasting them. [Pop! Right into his own mouth.] Do you cook...?
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But his question makes her shake her head and laugh. ]
Do you think I seem like the type? [ Normally it might've sounded a little self-depreciative, but Minako brings it with a smile. ] Nope, I have no idea how to do it. Zelda and I end up relying on other people a lot because of it.
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...Why not just learn...?
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Haha, well, things are working out more or less as they are right now, right? No need to change it. [ Minako doesn't sound too convinced of that though - it sounds more avoidant than anything else. ]
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[Sorry, Minako. He's hear to ruin this self denial.]
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[ She seems rather insistent on it, but it's mostly since it's not a matter of not wanting to learn. ]
Either way things will work out somehow. People are too nice here for them to don't work out.
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[It puts him too on edge. Too paranoid. Sure, he steals free food when it's presented to them... but that's only occasional and meant to supplement what he already does.]
...Do you need simple recipes...
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I'd appreciate it if you had some recipe that would make it very hard to accidentally set the kitchen on fire.
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[Hey, Minako. Quick question. What the f- ]
[Still, he thinks he has this handled. Cold recipes only.... He takes his phone, navigating it away from the message she's just posted.]
...So... Nothing that involves the oven or stove... At least not right now. [Seriously, Minako.] But... Horiatiki salata is a salad, so you shouldn't have a problem with that.
[And he'll be sending her a list of ingredients and the way he does it to her.]
Get a rice cooker. Then you can just have regular rice, which is fine... But you can also make onigiri, which aren't too hard... Just follow a video to show you the way to form it. Salmon would be good, but since you might set that on fire.... Pickled plums, I guess. I hate those, but not everyone...
[And, like. He'd still eat it if he had to. Chikusa isn't picky. Oh, and he's sending that list of ingredients as well, along with a recipe.]
...Steaming meat... might also be manageable for you. But you'll need to get bamboo steamers and know how to use those. If you do... I know a chicken recipe that might be good...
[A video on how to use bamboo steamers, an ingredients list, and a recipe. Chikusa gives a pause, here, thinking carefully.]
...I could try to think of a pasta... if you felt confident in not setting anything on fire.
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So his list ends up feeling kind of overwhelming. Could she really pull off any of those things without some ridiculous random kitchen accident happening? Who knows, but Minako sure doesn't have a lot of faith in that anymore. ]
You sure know a lot about this, huh.. [ She's trying to keep her usual tone, but there's still a hint of discouragement in it she can't quite contain. ]
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[After a second, he blinks out of his thoughts and takes in her observation.]
...My first god.. was a hearth god. So I wanted to be useful for him... [That's certainly a phrase to use. No matter how much he tries to remind himself to change, some things just remain habit.] Even when he disappeared, I thought he might come back... So I still practiced. And then Hakkai just likes doing it... So I guess it became a habit.
[It's sort of comforting, sometimes. It has enough similarities to poison making that he feels comfortable doing it, but more uses than poison. Acceptable uses, anyway.]
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It makes her feel like she should be presenting herself a little better too right now. She's still utterly convinced this cooking situation is hopeless, but she forces a smile that looks pretty natural anyway. Isn't that what she's best at? ]
Your gods must always appreciate you a lot. [ With all that he does for them. Minako continues quickly though, not wanting to linger on something that gets too close to her own issues out of fear of stinging Zelda-- ] And, you know, I appreciate you a lot too. You're really helping me out here! I'll try to keep some of the stuff you mentioned in mind.
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[If he doesn't go all the way for what little matters, then what's the point of him?]
[....He's working on it.]
[Just not right now, when her words have her blink in confusion. It's the first time someone's been so upfront about how they appreciate him- but then again, he guesses that's just how Minako is.]
....Well, you're the one doing most of the work in this whole date thing. [Chikusa is just doing organizational work. Which suits him just fine, don't get him wrong.] Anyway... If you need help figuring it out, let me know.
[A small huff.]
Some kid already wants me to teach him how to cook anyway...
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[ It's halfway between a joke and a compliment - or rather, maybe it's just light teasing with some genuine admiration thrown in there. She seems to mean it in a light sort of way either way, since she grins at him. ]
I'll be pretty busy with all of this until Valentine's Day anyway. So.. who knows, maybe sometime after that. [ Except probably never, but sssh. ]
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[He really has no idea how. All he did was end up interacting a lot with people, especially when he was Axel's shinki, just in case he'd have to kill any of them... Chikusa stares blankly at a wall, trying to figure out how his afterlife has ended up like this.]
[Wait, Minako said something- ]
Alright... Let me know. Making food is never a waste anyway... even if it doesn't taste great.
[He knows at least two walking trash cans, it'll be fine.]