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[hattersgonnahat]

From: Skuld
Date: February 7th

Just a quick question, has anyone found something lying around outside recently? Something shiny? I need to know.

Also if you do have it, I really need it back. Thanks!


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[subconmodo]

So what you're saying is that I shouldn't keep one for myself.

[hattersgonnahat]

[...Snatcher have you not learned your lesson from last time.]

Well if you have some then I'll just have to visit again. ♥

[It will be lots of fuuun, spending time with the BFF.]

[subconmodo]

Oh, I'm sorry. What was that? I couldn't hear you over all the contracts you'd have to go through in order to get that "shiny thing" back.

[hattersgonnahat]

[...Figures. What now, more speedruns?]

I'm not signing anything unless you can prove you have them.

[subconmodo]

I don't. Yet.

What I do have are some special prizes a certain annoying brat can win if only she's willing to challenge herself.

[hattersgonnahat]

[Well if Snatcher doesn't have a Time Piece, that's good. Probably.]

[And yet, he still knew what kinds of buttons to push.] ...What sort of prizes?

[Child no, you know exactly what sort of sadism awaits on the other side of that.]

[subconmodo]

[Hook, line, sinker]

I just thought I might help you expand your wardrobe. From what I've gathered, most people come here with nothing but the clothes on their back. Sounds like you could use a little help from your "BFF."

[hattersgonnahat]

[Dammit.]

...I am missing a few things.

[BUT NO SHOULDN'T FALL FOR IT.]

[subconmodo]

I'm sure I can guess at a few. But we'll work up to that!

[mostly because that's more ammunition for her to use against him and no thanks]

Mostly, I don't trust you to do laundry on your own, kiddo. So let's work on getting you a second outfit, shall we? I'll even let you pick this time only.

Of course, the challenge you'll have to go through is directly proportional to how hard you make this for me (and how expensive it is because FABRIC ISN'T CHEAP), so choose wisely.

And don't make it, like, just a t-shirt or a single bow or anything either. That's a waste of my time and you know it and will automatically get you the absolute worst thing I can think of.

[hattersgonnahat]

[Getting all those other hats back would be, well, useful. It would be one of the more logical reasons to go through with this.]

[Outfits were also nice, but they don't really have the same 'oomph' to them, you know?]

...I'll think about it later.

[subconmodo]

Fine. I'll wait. But you're stuck with whatever I decide to give you.

Maybe I'll go with no jumps and a 30 second time limit. For a potato sack.

[hattersgonnahat]

Why would I want to sign for any of those?