Anon | Text

[unlucky7]

Posted by: Anon
Date: December 12th

Question for everyone: Who is the most attractive person in the Far Shore? Submit your nominations, pictures and comments welcome.

((ooc: ICly the pictures are posted directly, but to help with loading please link pictures, mark any that are NSFW.))

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Anon | Text

[unlucky7]

Nominating Archer.

Consider the following.

Amazing physique.
Looks great in a suit.
Excellent cook and enjoys doing house chores.

Anon | Text

[unlucky7]

Nominating Caster.

Look at that body? Damn.

[We're not going to talk about the Hawaiian shirts though. Or the hair.]

Anon | Text

[futhark]

[ Can't decide between furiously downvoting and tentatively upvoting so let's just go for the lulz ]

You make him sound like a perfect housewife.

Anon forever and out

[unlucky7]

Or butler.

[kokuyoyo]

[Chikusa isn't going anonymous because he doesn't care.]

Ken Joshima.

[Ken? The wild child who bites bugs? The feral shitteen who hisses at the idea of bathing? That Ken who gets into fights?]

[You betcha, and a few pictures are posted along that... actually show off some of his better sides? There's one of him about to devour a whole sundae with the kind of bright eyed joy more expected on a wide eyed innocent than a shitteen, or the one of him beaming as he plays with a stray puppy. He.... actually looks cute...??]

[Where or when Chikusa got these pictures doesn't matter. Really. Don't ask him about it.]

anon text

[erogappa]

cho hakkai

[ And there's one picture, and then a second picture. Look, he's not easy to photograph without him noticing, okay? ]

Anon | Text

[unlucky7]

[Considering how Ginia's first real impression of Ken is him begging Ayumu not to die and to talk to them? She can't even find it in herself to tease Chikusa a little.]

He's cute. Nomination noted.

Anon forever and out

[unlucky7]

Good pictures! Anything else you want to add?

[kokuyoyo]

[Chikusa also did kind of die during that whole thing, but, listen, Ken being sad is definitely more important.]

Good smile.

[erogappa]

he is even better looking when he takes off his limiters but i don't have any pictures of that

Anon | Text

[futhark]

I can't believe I'm first to bring this up, this should be higher. Upvote so it will be higher, okay?

Ladies and gentlemen, my nomination is the true victor. I nominate

Alex Benedetto, the goddess Oshun

Her beauty and style might be unparalleled, and her smile is to die for. This earnest, hardworking goddess needs your vote!

She's also getting bonus points for being a true friend to cute small animals. No, really

[futhark]

You've got a thing for men who will make sure you stay well-fed, anon?

[ Are you a Saber? ]

Anon

[unlucky7]

Yes! I agree! Alex is beautiful and wonderful and kind!

[This is a good nomination! Upvotes all around!

But...]

Why do you have pictures of her butt?

[SUSPICIOUS]

[unlucky7]

[She's seen Hakkai's confession on the BBS and knows exactly what Anon is describing, but when anonymous, best to play ignorant.]

Really? Can you give a written description at least?

[unlucky7]

[That night sure sucked for everyone involved yep.]

I agree. The picture of him and the puppy is very nice.

[unlucky7]

Who doesn't?

Anon

[futhark]

Blame the birds. It's from a documentation about them.

[ The documentation of snapping photos of all the places they can sit on- the focus was accidental, honest ]

[erogappa]

[ He could write for days about how amazing Hakkai looks when he's in his youkai skin... but he also knows that that's the quickest way to out himself as the person commenting. ]

maybe somebody else has a picture?

[futhark]

[ Well, he's the one benefitting of living in the same household that is equipped with Emiya, best-food-provider so ]

There is wisdom in your words.

[kokuyoyo]

He likes animals.

[....To the complete unsurprise of anyone who knows Ken, or even the meaning of his word.]

Anon | Text

[futhark]

Nominating Zelda of Hyrule, who took the mantle of goddess Metis

[ Look he knows he will out himself the moment he writes "princess" And for that he is not going to post the flower crown either. Really, the photos are kind of a problem, because it's not like he's making many of them. But he's always willing to trade FYI ]

Elegant, majestic, cute

[ Again, he wrote a lengthy post at first, but then he deleted it, cuz he has no doubt that she will suplex him if she's certain he wrote this. ]

Anon | Text

[boneofsword]

Seconded. He looks good in anything despite his horrible fashion sense.

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[unlucky7]

[Oh hey Anon, these are nice pictures of Caster.]

Horrible fashion sense only means there's more incentive to strip him.

Anon | Text

[futhark]

[ Coming up with different ways to post these nominations is becoming harder and harder ]

Nominating Ginia

In categories:

best smile
the most luscious mane
overall badass

Ginia | Text

[unlucky7]

What.