what's weirder than getting a chainsaw through your guts?
oh right you had the whole town of red eyed people trying to hit on you. that sounded pretty weird.
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chainsaw though? huh. surprised it went through enough to make such a big scar
[ So big it's on the other side of him from the chainsaw going all the way through. Not that he knows about that. ]
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what's weirder than getting a chainsaw through your guts?
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or i guess the kid that hit me with a taser because someone convinced her i was an assassin
[ Or the guy that stabbed him through the hand with a pen- none of these led to scars, though. ]
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oh right you had the whole town of red eyed people trying to hit on you. that sounded pretty weird.
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[ Sounds like it's not that bad between them. ]
but yeah i guess im just from a kind of city where chainsaws dont sound that weird