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[erogappa]

Date: November 21
From: Anon

What do you think we are? Why do you think we were brought here?

Comments

[rockthemonkey]

yea but they were annnoying too

[erogappa]

go away kid. you don't know enough about what is going on here to be any help.

[rockthemonkey]

i know stuff

[Maybe he didn't explain himself properly the first time. He'll try again.]

im goku
other people can call me all kinds of other stuff like a god or a monster or whatever
but i know im goku and ther r other people who call me that too
so nothing else matters

[erogappa]

[ Oh god dammit. ]

you aren't goku anymore. you're dead. sorry. we're all dead people.

sorry.

[rockthemonkey]

im not dead

[He would have noticed if he was, right? And he wouldn't be hungry. He's really hungry still.]

and im still goku anyway
youre someone too

[erogappa]

we're all dead. you were assigned a shinki when you showed up right? didn't you see it when you named them?

[rockthemonkey]

see wat

[erogappa]

you didn't see it?

you have a shinki right?

[rockthemonkey]

i have one
but i didnt see anything

[Oh, wait, Hakkai had something about this, hadn't he? But what he'd seen hadn't been real, he'd said so. So it doesn't mean shit. Should he tell this guy that? Will that hurt him, if he's a shinki too?]

i dont think it makes a diffrence

[erogappa]

okay shrimp, if that is how you want it i won't argue. we're all alive and some day we'll go home.

[rockthemonkey]

im not a shrimp

[God damn it how does he shout through text where are the exclamation points how does he make everything big?]

i just told yu my names goku





wait gojo is that u

[erogappa]

[ Shit shit shit shit shit ]

who?

[rockthemonkey]

gojo
gojyo
did u forget ur name too now

[erogappa]

i don't know who that is sorry

Private phone call

[rockthemonkey]

[There's no response for a bit. Maybe Goku accepted that answer and moved on to do something else. He's gone at least an hour without eating, after all.

Or maybe he's just calling Gojyo up directly. Ring ring, motherfucker.]

Re: Private phone call

[erogappa]

[ It's going to voicemail, monkey, sorry. No way he's answering that. ]

[rockthemonkey]

Hey, Gojyo! You there? Hey, there's this guy on the phone thing writing about some dumb shit and he started sounding like you only he's not talkin' he's only writing so I wasn't sure. Is it you? Hey, Gojyo, you didn't really forget your name, right? It's GO-JYO and if I can remember it than you definitely should. Hey, Gojyo, why does everyone keep writing stuff instead of talking? Talking's way easier and you can do it whenever you want, so I dunno why everyone likes writing so much. Do you like it? Everyone keeps saying stuff about mine bein' bad but I don't think it matters 'cause everyone knows what I mean anyway. Hey, can you hear me? You're bein' kinda-

[Beep!

... About five minutes later, Goku calls back again.]

[erogappa]

[ Oh god dammit shrimp! Fine. ]

Whaddya want, kid, I'm busy!

[rockthemonkey]

Hey, Gojyo, I'm hungry! Are ya hungry too? Do you wanna go get lunch with me?

[Did he forget why he was originally calling? Who knows. Either way, he's unfazed by grumpy attempts to brush him off. Wonder where he learned how to do that.]

[erogappa]

[ There's silence on the line for about ten seconds. Goku really is unbelievable. ]

Sure, kid, I could eat. How about barbeque beef?

[rockthemonkey]

[Don't worry, Gojyo, you'll get used to him eventually. Goku wonders if maybe he's gotten the answering machine again somehow without noticing, but finally Gojyo responds and he brightens up again.]

That sounds great! Aw, man, now I'm really hungry. Do you know where it is? Let's go!