HEAVEN'S BBS | TEXT

[razzledazzles]

Posted: April 9th, 2016 05:16 PM
From: Jae-Ha

Would anyone like to share drinks with a beautiful man? Let's meet up.

[Typos aren't beautiful, but he's not very technology savvy so every reply will take a bit too long.]

Comments

[punchpass]

How beautiful?

[razzledazzles]

I'll let you be the judge.

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Did that work?

[His first selfie... he tried!]

[punchpass]

Yes it did. I can see that you are pretty handsome.

However, I don't think I can join you for drinks since I am underage. However, I wouldn't mind just hanging out.

[chickshades]

[ Insert walks in/walks out gif here. Seriously, he's been hit on by enough guys here already, he needs to stay away from this one. ]

[razzledazzles]

[he is very gentlemanly!! give love a chance... also, he just wants to drink with anyone.]

[chickshades]

[ No Bandou, put your phone down, please. ]

that have dating sites for this you know

[sweetdeath]

You shouldn't just offer like that! At least say what kind of person you're looking for!

[A come-on to just anybody who reads it could definitely get misinterpreted....]

[razzledazzles]

Someone willing to drink with me? A beautiful woman would be very nice, but as long as I can drink with conversation, I'm sure I'd enjoy it.

[sweetdeath]

Maybe.

[There are some aggressive flirts here! And some people who turn into lions and try to bite your arm off! Stranger danger, Jae-Ha.]

Anyway if you're just looking for somebody to talk to and have a few drinks with that could be fun sometime! It's tough drinking on the Near Shore. People forget you're there and that gets depressing.

[doublesmall]

That depends. Is he buying?

[razzledazzles]

Only the first drink.

[He has a family to provide for. Somehow.]

[doublesmall]

I guess that'll be good enough, then.

[let's be honest, he's only going to need like, two. Agreeing to pay for any alcohol at all pretty much seals it for him...]

So, where were you thinking?

[galactically]

oh my
i see someone isn't beating around the bush (°◡°♡)

[razzledazzles]

[What an adorable face that is...!! He has no idea how to make one.]

Why waste time when we could be spending it together?

[galactically]

define "spending it together"
it could mean many, many things

[scrap_metal]

What does being beautiful have to do with anything? Are you testing your advertisement campaign or what.

[razzledazzles]

Beauty is important in all things.

[deniles]

What kind of drinks? And where? I don't like to meet up at another person's house the first time but I'd make an exception.

[razzledazzles]

No, not my house. Perhaps we could go out for sake? I'm still new, so I don't have any particular place in mind, but I'm open to suggestions.

[diezai]

this seems kind of sketchy. are you running some sort of scam to steal people's organs? kidneys are hot on the market right now it seems like.

[ because if so then ABSOLUTELY he's down. oh, but there's a second text. ]

i don't go drinking with anyone less beautiful than i am though so, sorry.

[razzledazzles]

I would never! To harm the innocent goes against my principles.

But are you really beautiful? It's so hard to tell when I have only your words to go by. The lowercase... A strange aesthetic, but I can understand it! I appreciate it!

[darkesthour]

If you wanted to go out you should just ask me. It's safer that way too.

[Stop leaving the house without her!!! Also she is maybe a bit lonely.]

[razzledazzles]

You would want to go out with me?

Nevermind that! A cute girl like you shouldn't go out to places like this. And Kija would get jealous.

[shiitan]

why would anyone want that

[Harsh, Ross.]

[razzledazzles]

Why wouldn't anyone want it?

[he sees nothing wrong here]