Heaven's BBS - Video

[all_seeing_eye]

[The feed flicks on to show a hooded figure dressed all in black, standing in front of an intricate summoning circle painstakingly drawn on the floor in some sort of dark powder and holding a lit torch. There are candles positioned all around the room, providing just enough of a glow to see what's going on. The mysterious figure pulls back the hood, revealing itself as one Futaba Sakura. A strange and discordant music accompanied by what sounds like a chorus of voices chanting in reverse fills the chamber, and Futaba closes her eyes as her voice joins them.]

I am Yog-Sothoth! Lurker at the Threshold, the Key and the Gate, Opener of Ways, All-in-One and One-in-All!

[She begins to wave the torch back and forth as if casting some sort of horrible arcane spell.]

I am the bearer of the Silver Key!

[Placing a hand inside her robes, she pulls out what is indeed a very fancy and shiny key, holding it aloft.]

Starspawn - those who lurk beyond time and space - your lord commands you to rise! YOG-SOTHOTH NAFL'FTHAGN!!!

[As she yells out those last few inscrutable words, she throws the torch onto the circle. The powder begins to burn, and eventually what appear to be numerous horrifying yellow tentacles begin to arise from the resulting smoke, which is quickly sucked up and out of frame. Raising her arms in exultation, Futaba tilts her head back and begins to cackle loudly amid the chaos. This goes on for about a minute or two until the feed cuts out.]

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[cuddle_battery]

[Yumoto watches this video with fascination. Then concern. Then alarm.]

Hey! Miss! I think your octopus is stuck!

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[all_seeing_eye]

[Futaba shakes her head, waving a hand as she swivels the camera away from her little experiment.]

He's just taking his time.

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[cuddle_battery]

Oh, that's good! I was worried.

[Thank goodness her octopus from a hell dimension is safe.]

You've got a real neat pet. Wanna see the goat I found?

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[all_seeing_eye]

Is it one of those fainting goats? Those things are hilarious!

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[cuddle_battery]

Nope, just the regular kind. He's reeeaaaallly cute though.

[He's swinging the phone around so she can see the goat in question. It's currently in his garden eating what was probably a beautiful topiary before it became lunch.]

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[all_seeing_eye]

He's making some pretty good headway on that angel.

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[cuddle_battery]

[Yumoto laughs.]

Yeah, he really likes that one.

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[all_seeing_eye]

What's his name?

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[cuddle_battery]

I just call him Goat.

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[all_seeing_eye]

Right to the point, huh? I can appreciate that.

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[cuddle_battery]

It suits him, don't you think?

[He pats the goat affectionately.]

What's your octopus called?

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[all_seeing_eye]

My what?

[...]

Oh! Yeah. The octopus. Let's just call him... Octopus.

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[cuddle_battery]

That's a good name. I think exotic pets like that are neat, even when they're outside of my cuddle range.

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[all_seeing_eye]

You have a range?

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[cuddle_battery]

Doesn't everybody? For me, anything slimy or sticky is right out.

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[all_seeing_eye]

I've never been much of a cuddler.

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[cuddle_battery]

Why not? Cuddling is warm and great what's not to like?

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[all_seeing_eye]

The only cuddling I do is with plushies!

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[cuddle_battery]

Plushies are nice and all, but cuddling a friend is better. What about hugs? You like those, right?

[He is worried you are not getting your daily requirement of cuddles!]

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[all_seeing_eye]

I can take or leave them.

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[cuddle_battery]

I couldn't. I'd be really really reeeeaaallly sad if I couldn't hug people I care about.

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[all_seeing_eye]

I mostly just make fun of people I care about.

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[cuddle_battery]

My friends do that a lot too. I never really got why.

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[all_seeing_eye]

Oh, so you're the precious cinnamon roll of the group. Everything makes sense now.

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[cuddle_battery]

Huh? What does that mean?