Missed Connection

[erogappa]

From: Anon
Date: 5 October

I am looking for a woman.

Red hair.
Sharp teeth.
Chainsaw.

Last seen at the harvest moon party.

Comments

[death_glare]

Yes. But that is an entirely separate topic.

[erogappa]

I can think about two things at once. Explain this.

[death_glare]

He wants to be female. Though his attempts at acting feminine are absurdly over the top. I'm astounded he fools anyone.

[erogappa]

And what about the chainsaw part?

[death_glare]

That is his Death Scythe.

[erogappa]

You want to try that again?

[death_glare]

Death Scythe. It is used to collect souls that are scheduled to die. Though, as you're well aware, he finds that rule to be flexible. Honestly, it is quite irritating.

[erogappa]

[ It doesn't really make any more sense the fifth time Gojyo reads the comment, but that's okay. He'll worry about the details later. Right now, he's got a chatty guy on the line who's giving him all kinds of details about somebody that Gojyo very much wants dead, so he can focus on that goal for a bit. ]

He was really strong. Does he have any other powers?

[death_glare]

Simply by being a Death God, he has speed, agility and strength on his side. Teleportation, as well. However, his role here as Kali gives him will manipulation.

[erogappa]

I don't know what that is.

[untodeath]

Will manipulation would be the capability to wield control the body of another!

William, if you'd fancy me good as dead, why not kill me yourself? What a shocking display of cowardice!

[death_glare]

What are you on about? I am simply gathering information on your erratic activity that night.

Whomever I was originally speaking with, if you'd like to continue our conversation in private, do not hesitate to contact me personally.

[untodeath]

Looks as though you've only been giving valuable information away, rather than gathering it. But, that's fine, I suppose a man would do well to remember that he must fend for himself.

[death_glare]

I am not having this conversation with you here. The original poster should not be made subject to your absurd accusations.

[untodeath]

Oh, not a problem! Consider it through.