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[punchpass]

Posted: 7 April 2016
From: Kuroko Tetsuya

Because of my memory loss, I'm seeking out other people with knowledge to help so I don't make mistakes on my own. Hypothetically what would one feed Satan, now that he is a new member of the family? I would like to take care of any sacrifices that need to be made.

Comments

[oviraptor]

probably needs protein

lots of protein

can't go wrong with that

[punchpass]

That was my thinking, but I'm not sure if fresh meat would be better than anything else. Shopping is hard when you are invisible.

[oviraptor]

why go shopping?

just hunt for your own

problem solved

[punchpass]

I'm afraid I have no skills for hunting prey.

[oathkeeper]

ummmm kuroko? is your death god getting you weird pets...

[punchpass]

Sora-sama?

It was more like I convinced Arikado-sama to let me keep him.

[There was just a little bit of salt in that reply.]

[oathkeeper]

just sora, is ok!

oh...! well i guess if you want that kind of pet it's ok! i have no idea what to feed something like that though...have you tried candy?

[Because in Sora's head- Satan = Demon = Halloween Town = Candy]

[punchpass]

Candy would be very bad for him.

[Kuroko would laugh at that line of thought if he saw it.]

[text]

[cursedblood]

I agreed to a conditional trial.

[text]

[punchpass]

We agreed to that if he is fitting in well, and he is. Satan has already made some friends.

[Salt mine.]

[talkbirdytome]

The souls of innocent virgins!
Probably.
But can't Satan feed himself?

[punchpass]

He was for a little while, but I decided to help him now. Satan wasn't very healthy before I met him.

I'm fresh out of souls of innocent virgins, though.

[talkbirdytome]

So even the Prince of Darkness goes through hard times?!?
I guess no one is above the ravages of economic downturn.
I've only got one virgin soul handy.
And I'm sort of using it right now.

[roeh]

There's a whole book about this. But if you need a hint it's the souls of the damned. He'd prefer the innocent but they don't make it down to the 9th very often.

[punchpass]

Hmm, well that does sound pretty viable. Unfortunately I think it has to be something physical, there's really not a way I could get souls of the damned here.

[roeh]

What are you talking about about. Gods are like the biggest offenders and you're surrounded by them. Haven't you ever read Homer?

[reformedsinner]

Since the souls of the damned wouldn't be nearly nourishing enough for a growing boy, you should try meat!

Ah, don't make the mistake of just using cuts of muscle, though! Mince it together with internal organs, especially the liver. You can also give him bones to gnaw.

[punchpass]

I've heard that muscle isn't very tasty or nutritional anyway. I think organs would be hard to find except in a butchers shop, but I most certainly can easily find him bones.

Should they still have some meat on them, or will he be okay with just ones that are plain?

[reformedsinner]

Anywhere that butchers whole carcasses should have organs available. Muscle is perfectly nutritious, but a mix of muscle, fat and organ meat is the best.

If it's a plain bone, it will still be good to clean his teeth, but he'll enjoy fresh bones for flavor and for picking out the marrow.

[wadoichimonji]

Yo! Everyone should be fine with meat, so feed this Satan of yours lots of meat.






Unless it doesn't eat meat, then feed him veggies.

....What's this Satan anyway?

[punchpass]

No, I think meat is the right idea, Roronoa-san.

And Satan is my new friend. You're welcome anytime to come to my temple and say hello, provided that Arikado-sama doesn't mind.

Or I could just come to you.

[wadoichimonji]

Meat's always a good idea!

Arikado is your death people god?

... You coming to me would be easier.

[scrap_metal]

Souls of sinners would probably be it.

But I don't think you need to treat this whole "god" business so seriously.

[punchpass]

Ah, Satan is not my god, that would be Arikado-sama. And I would prefer something physical for him to eat anyway.

[scrap_metal]

That would require the sinners to still be alive.