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[punchpass]

Posted: 7 April 2016
From: Kuroko Tetsuya

Because of my memory loss, I'm seeking out other people with knowledge to help so I don't make mistakes on my own. Hypothetically what would one feed Satan, now that he is a new member of the family? I would like to take care of any sacrifices that need to be made.

Comments

[oviraptor]

probably needs protein

lots of protein

can't go wrong with that

[oathkeeper]

ummmm kuroko? is your death god getting you weird pets...

[talkbirdytome]

The souls of innocent virgins!
Probably.
But can't Satan feed himself?

[roeh]

There's a whole book about this. But if you need a hint it's the souls of the damned. He'd prefer the innocent but they don't make it down to the 9th very often.

[punchpass]

Hmm, well that does sound pretty viable. Unfortunately I think it has to be something physical, there's really not a way I could get souls of the damned here.

[punchpass]

He was for a little while, but I decided to help him now. Satan wasn't very healthy before I met him.

I'm fresh out of souls of innocent virgins, though.

[punchpass]

Sora-sama?

It was more like I convinced Arikado-sama to let me keep him.

[There was just a little bit of salt in that reply.]

[punchpass]

That was my thinking, but I'm not sure if fresh meat would be better than anything else. Shopping is hard when you are invisible.

[oathkeeper]

just sora, is ok!

oh...! well i guess if you want that kind of pet it's ok! i have no idea what to feed something like that though...have you tried candy?

[Because in Sora's head- Satan = Demon = Halloween Town = Candy]

[punchpass]

Candy would be very bad for him.

[Kuroko would laugh at that line of thought if he saw it.]

[talkbirdytome]

So even the Prince of Darkness goes through hard times?!?
I guess no one is above the ravages of economic downturn.
I've only got one virgin soul handy.
And I'm sort of using it right now.

[oathkeeper]

hmmm...maybe beef jerky?

[reformedsinner]

Since the souls of the damned wouldn't be nearly nourishing enough for a growing boy, you should try meat!

Ah, don't make the mistake of just using cuts of muscle, though! Mince it together with internal organs, especially the liver. You can also give him bones to gnaw.

[oviraptor]

why go shopping?

just hunt for your own

problem solved

[wadoichimonji]

Yo! Everyone should be fine with meat, so feed this Satan of yours lots of meat.






Unless it doesn't eat meat, then feed him veggies.

....What's this Satan anyway?

[scrap_metal]

Souls of sinners would probably be it.

But I don't think you need to treat this whole "god" business so seriously.

[roeh]

What are you talking about about. Gods are like the biggest offenders and you're surrounded by them. Haven't you ever read Homer?

[text]

[cursedblood]

I agreed to a conditional trial.

[text]

[punchpass]

We agreed to that if he is fitting in well, and he is. Satan has already made some friends.

[Salt mine.]

[text]

[cursedblood]

If he fits well, if he remains healthy and well, and if you take full responsibility for him as well.

: [text]

[punchpass]

It will be easier for everyone if we both took care of him, though he is very easy to transport around.

However I'm thinking of inviting Sora-sama over so that he can meet the puppy and give me some advice.

[Phrased because Arikado-sama doesn't have any say in the matter.]

[text]

[cursedblood]

We have already discussed my feelings on sheltering something that doesn't belong.

Who is Sora? [a god, that's clear, but- of what?]

[punchpass]

I have a feeling I might have before I lost my memory. I seem to like books a lot, but I do remember gods being terrible.

However, the gods I've met have been very friendly and I don't want to kill anyone.

text

[punchpass]

Satan belongs in a loving home, and that is what I at least intend to provide him.

And Sora-sama is my friend.

text

[cursedblood]

[. . .]

I would like more detail than that.

[he's just gonna drop Satan for now.]