Heaven's BBS - Video

[kokuyoyo]

From: Chikusa Kakimoto
Date: September 16

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[The video opens onto Chikusa's usual dull expression, although he's thankfully not stuck floating in the void this time. No, the background clearly gives away his location as at the school in one of the currently empty classrooms.]

...Cho Hakkai... hasn't returned to either his temple or the school for the last couple of days.

...Let Ayumu know if you see him. Or me, I guess.

[The only reason he's making this post is because he's a Millenial the only tech savvy person between all three of Hakka's shinki.]

Comments

[redotiertwo]

yeah thats
thats probably time to start being concerned
did he act weird or anything before he left
or did that ayumu person not say

[kokuyoyo]

She didn't give any indication that something had happened.

If it had to do with the moon viewing party, then he would have disappeared sooner, right?

[Seriously, tell him Davesprite, Chikusa has no idea how people work.]

[redotiertwo]

probably
or he wouldve shown signs of it before disappearing
hes good at poker face
but hes not that good

[kokuyoyo]

I was able to annoy him at the moon viewing but the moon viewing doesn't count.

[They all know why.]

I thought that even if he was having troubles with Ayumu, he'd still go to his school.

[redotiertwo]

yeah that definitely doesnt count

[Fuck the moon viewing, honestly.]

thats red flag as hell
why do the people who do this always say nothing to nobody about it first

[kokuyoyo]

It depends on the reason.

Sometimes it's for space, or something. Other times it's because other people would tell them it's stupid.

[At least, that's how Chikusa is.]

[redotiertwo]

well yeah im thinking the latter mostly
because im pretty sure literally everyone wouldve told him it was stupid
not hyperbole

[kokuyoyo]

We're probably still going to tell him it was stupid, depending on what he's done is.

[redotiertwo]

i mean yeah do that
but some people dont want to hear that until they get back
and theyve already done the stupid thing

[kokuyoyo]

How annoying. Why can't gods be as easy to track for shinki? It's so one sided.

[redotiertwo]

i wish i knew
my god can make herself easy to track if she wants
but thats still onesided because she has to let it happen

[kokuyoyo]

Do you think we can chip them?

[redotiertwo]

pretty sure theres one of those law things against that
also how would we do it without them noticing chipping needles are huge

[kokuyoyo]

Drugs.

[The answer to this question is always drugs.]

[redotiertwo]

isnt hakkai basically like
the god of drugs
i feel like hed see that coming

[kokuyoyo]

God of medicine.
Besides that doesn't mean he has foresight or immunity.

[redotiertwo]

same thing
yeah but gods in general are probably way more resistant to drugs
and hes not exactly an idiot outside of the whole running off without telling anyone school of idiocy

[kokuyoyo]

He's done plenty of stupid things in the past. I remain unconvinced.

I guess there's only one way to find out.

[redotiertwo]

look you can be stupid in some ways and not stupid in others
like math teachers who cant fucking spell

i feel like finding out by testing it is probably a bad idea
but call me if you die i guess

[kokuyoyo]

[No text back.]

[But Davesprite's phone is going off with the sound of someone calling him.]

[redotiertwo]

[Eying off his phone for a moment, Davesprite reaches over and answers it with as deadpan a tone as ever.]

Was I supposed to specify "call me if you die again".

[kokuyoyo]

[There's a beat of silence that could be take as sulking.]

....It's your own fault if you leave yourself open for that kind of thing...

[redotiertwo]

And it's your own fault if you're taking low hanging joke fruit, grasshopper.

[The deadpan master is here to put the apprentice in his place.]

[kokuyoyo]

....It's low hanging fruit I like....

[Let him fucking live, Davesprite, god]

[redotiertwo]

Now see, I could absolutely make a crude as fuck joke about that if I wanted to, but I'm not going to, because I have the hot new craze characteristic called self-control.

[...It's really tempting though.]