Heaven's BBS - Video

[kokuyoyo]

From: Chikusa Kakimoto
Date: September 16

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[The video opens onto Chikusa's usual dull expression, although he's thankfully not stuck floating in the void this time. No, the background clearly gives away his location as at the school in one of the currently empty classrooms.]

...Cho Hakkai... hasn't returned to either his temple or the school for the last couple of days.

...Let Ayumu know if you see him. Or me, I guess.

[The only reason he's making this post is because he's a Millenial the only tech savvy person between all three of Hakka's shinki.]

Comments

[redotiertwo]

[Eying off his phone for a moment, Davesprite reaches over and answers it with as deadpan a tone as ever.]

Was I supposed to specify "call me if you die again".

[kokuyoyo]

[There's a beat of silence that could be take as sulking.]

....It's your own fault if you leave yourself open for that kind of thing...

[redotiertwo]

And it's your own fault if you're taking low hanging joke fruit, grasshopper.

[The deadpan master is here to put the apprentice in his place.]

[kokuyoyo]

....It's low hanging fruit I like....

[Let him fucking live, Davesprite, god]

[redotiertwo]

Now see, I could absolutely make a crude as fuck joke about that if I wanted to, but I'm not going to, because I have the hot new craze characteristic called self-control.

[...It's really tempting though.]

[kokuyoyo]

I'm.... going to call bullshit.

[redotiertwo]

You're gonna have to hang up on me to do that. [Clearly this was the joke he was planning to make the whole time.]

[kokuyoyo]

[Wow. Wow, Davesprite.]

I have two phones.... so I can multitask.

[redotiertwo]

Tell bullshit I said hi, then. [Clearly Chikusa is on good terms with the personified concept of bullshit.]

[kokuyoyo]

Do I? I figured bullshit was staying at your place...

[Davesprite is on pretty friendly terms too, right?]

[redotiertwo]

If it was I could've just sent it over instead of asking you to call, come on.

[Davesprite is clearly not petty enough to get between the relationship of Chikusa and bullshit like this.]

[kokuyoyo]

So you're saying... You wouldn't find it funny if I called anyway and you were right there...

[He knows you, Davesprite, even in hypothetical bullshit conversations.]

[redotiertwo]

I'm offended that you would imply I have such a low standard of humour.

[So that's a yes, probably.]

[kokuyoyo]

I can outright state it if you want.

[He's a good acquaintance like that.]

[redotiertwo]

You already pretty much did, too late to try taking it back now. [What a terrible transgression that Davesprite is entirely and completely offended about.]

[kokuyoyo]

So no need to repeat myself... Good.

[and since this joke has run its course long enough... probably...]

Anyway.. Call us if you see him being dumb.

[redotiertwo]

Noted. If I see him being dumb I'll see if I can ask him what the fuck he's been doing too.

[He doubts he'll get that lucky, even if flying gives him a very different vantage point for this sort of thing, but he can try.]

Good luck with the grand search party.