Deux ♫ Heaven's BBS: Text

[galactically]

Posted: 02 Apr 2016 19:57 PM
From: Sheryl

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Are you tired of doing absolutely nothing in your temple? Do you want to train your body to perfection? Are you a god or shinki in a dire need of staying in shape?

Then feast your eyes upon this message: I, Sheryl Nome, will be teaching exercise classes next week at Menrva's temple! Aerobics, weight lifting, pilates, yoga, and other kinds will be covered. Miss Elsa and Mr. Hakkai gave me their blessings and so, this post is now here for all to see. And of course, you're all welcome to bring your own exercise equipment for people to share!

~*~ SCHEDULE ~*~
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
3:30-5:30 PM

This is a tentative schedule, but there's a 90% chance that it'll become official.

Actually... if everyone approves, I can grab that annoying 10% to myself.

Prepare to feel the burn, everyone
I won't go easy on you ☆

Comments

[mybadhabit]

I think it'd be better for your students if we're not fighting over everything. I'd be willing to let the matter drop if he apologized, but I don't think that's going to happen.

[galactically]

that sounds fair to me. sometimes personality clashes run so deep that you need space, so i understand

[Sheryl had made enemies out of an ex-manager once, so she'd know what it's like]

but enough of the sad stuff, let's talk about something more pleasant! tell me more about your exercise regimen

[birdstheword]

Sheryl-chan! Sheryl-chan! I have an idea!!

Since Hermes and Genos-san don't get along, if you have time... maybe you can give Hermes private lessons instead! One-on-one! That would work right? He shouldn't miss out, you know?

[galactically]

it'd be a shame for Hermes to miss out on my special lessons just because he and Genos can't stand each other, right?

not that he'll need it since i've learned about his physical stamina, but this opportunity can't go to waste (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

[mybadhabit]

I was really only planning on intending to support you, I'm afraid my routine is a bit out of your range. I can move at speeds reaching roughly 800mph, and I'm pushing to move even faster. My current goal is to get in 300 miles in an hour - I'm at an average of 280 right now.

[galactically]

... 800 mph?? that's a lot faster than a variable fighter!

now i really need to see this for myself!

[mybadhabit]

I didn't earn the title Speed of Sound Sonic for nothing. （￣︶￣） I'm going to busy for the next couple of days; I'm going to Sora's barbecue tonight, and tomorrow, Ekko and I are going to take our first prayer.

If you wanted to come over tomorrow evening, I could perhaps make time to show off for you.

[galactically]

i wish i could go to the barbecue, but i have work tonight so as much as i hate missing parties... that one i'll have to skip

but i'm definitely free for tomorrow evening, so expect my presence at your temple

[mybadhabit]

Who would have thought that being a god would mean being so busy? I don't think I had as much planned on a weekly basis as I do here.

Wonderful. And I'll make sure dinner is prepared for afterwards.

[galactically]

well, trendy clothes, food, and repairs aren't going to buy themselves!

oh my, i didn't expect this to turn into a date (^・ω・^ )

[mybadhabit]

[He's just... not going to comment on buy things. He's the patron god of thieves, he's just been stealing everything, it's fine, it's expected of him, really!]

Ah, I hadn't thought of it that way, but if you wish for it to be a date, I wouldn't object.

[galactically]

pass, pass!
let's just keep it cute and platonic, okay?

[Sheryl's already in love with a pilot from back home, after all.]

[mybadhabit]

I can't imagine I'd make a very good date mate anyway. I admire you, but I'm not particularly interested in that sort of thing anyway.

[galactically]

that's alright, Hermes. i'm not looking for romance myself
it's better to enjoy other things in life while we're still here, anyway

[mybadhabit]

Dates are still fun though. I do like going through the effort of planning and executing them.

They're like work missions where the payment is kind words and attention.

[galactically]

i've been to a fun date once with a fly boy... he gave me a tour of Frontier when i was living there for a while

if they're fun, then i hardly call it work! but those are nice things to have

[mybadhabit]

Most of the dates I've been on have been work related >_> I'm also only just starting to learn how to separate work from the rest of my life.

[galactically]

you can't call those a date! work and dates are like oil and water
they just don't mix! ● ﹏ ●

[mybadhabit]

Not even if I'm being paid to go through the motions of a date?

[galactically]

but dates are supposed to be fun
that sounds like an obligation

[mybadhabit]

Obligations can still have elements of fun. It never bothered me, anyway.

[galactically]

you and i are different in that regard, then
being obligated to do something means stress and boredom to me

[mybadhabit]

You and I have very different jobs, as well as different approaches to how we obtain them. I'm a FREElancer, I get to pick and chose which jobs I take, and what I'm required to do varies from one contract to the next. I don't have to do anything I don't want to do. Some jobs are certainly boring and tedious, but quite frankly, that's really only because they're easy, and if I can't find a way to spice things up, then the onus is on me.

That's one of the reasons why I refused to join the Hero Association back home. I would be absolutely stifled in a stagnant environment where I cannot even control my own assignments.

[galactically]

oh i see! it's good to have a lot of freedom in your work, even if you deal with the occasional boring assignment or two

there's nothing more obnoxious than being trapped in a box...

someone told me about some hero academy once! i wonder if that's the same thing as this Hero Association

[mybadhabit]

No. The only thing they have in common is the fact that they involve heroes. The concept was explained to me as well, but if the Hero Association operated with one tenth of the efficiency and attention to detail that the Hero Academy seems to, I would not hold such disdain for it as I do now. The Hero Association is a poorly organized scam, duping innocent civilians and would be heroes alike with its illusions of fame and glory. What little good its done thus far against the rising tides of monsters will soon be mitigated by its untimely collapse and the chaos that will follow in its wake.