Heaven's BBS | Video

[thevanguard]

From: Misaki Yata, Saruhiko Fushimi
Posted: July 6

[ The video starts scrolling to show a floor filled with multicolored plush toys - most of which might be familiar from the recent festival. There’s easily several dozen filling the frame before the feed swings up to catch the pair of people addressing the BBS today.

Yata, the one clearly holding the phone, looks a little sheepish about it, but isn’t letting that stop them. Fushimi, meanwhile, just looks...grumpy. ]

So, uh. We might need some help. We sorta…. overdid it at the festival and ended up with… a lot more prizes than we know what to do with. ….Help?

You overdid it. You wouldn’t admit defeat.

[ Cue a twitch from the shorter boy at his side. ] That’s because I wasn’t defeated!

You were. Several times, but you just had to keep going “five out eight” or whatever.

[ Fushimi was honestly not much better. He’s just not going to say that. ]

Argh! Whatever! Just. Look! If anyone wants some of these, we have too many, so come take them off our hands, alright?

[ Fushimi swipes the camera for a second. ]

Five hundred yen for one.

[ He smirks the tiniest bit.

He is one hundred percent trying to get a reaction out of the redhead. He’s discovered it’s easy and entertaining!

It works. ] What?! [ Yata punches him in the arm before stealing the camera back and looking more than a little exasperated. ] Ignore him. They’re free. I’ve got them at my god’s temple for the time being if anyone wants to swing by and grab some. Or knows anything else we could do with them.

First person to suggest “burn them” gets burned themselves. These things reek when you set them on fire.

[ He’s not sure how he knows that, but he does. And before the rest of the Heavens start questioning what else could follow that rather dubious statement, Yata flicks the video feed off to end the transmission. ]

Comments

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[monkeyblue]

[When it posts, Fushimi catches something at the top]

Misaki?

[thevanguard]

Hmm?

[ Yata finishes fidgetting with the buttons on his phone as he posts the video, only realizing a moment later what the other guy had just called him.

Odd. That's the first time it hasn't felt... weird.

But still. The protest leaps to his lips as an almost automatic afterthought. ]

Oi.. Don't call me that.

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[rainbowmaster]

[Johan watches the feed, somewhat bemused.

When Yata told him he was going to play games, he didn't expect him to go into a competition with someone and end up possibly winning all the toys.

Or at least a majority of it.]

...I'll take some.

[thevanguard]

[ Hey! It's that guy again! ]

Oh hey! You're the one that was gonna give some to kids or something, right?

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[mylanceisbiggerthanyours]

...Wow. That's...a whole lotta plushie.

[She's never seen so many toys in one spot...]

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[monkeyblue]

[He shrugs]

Do you want any?

[Video]

[cuteshit]

Seriously? You're just givin' these away?

[Shit, Kanji is so into that.]

I'll take a few off your hands for ya, if you really don't want 'em.

[Video]

[monkeyblue]

We didn't want them to begin with, but you can't play any festival games without getting them.

[thevanguard]

[ Yata doesn't know this guy but if he's willing to take some, Yata's all for it. ]

Yeah, we've got way too many otherwise. You can have as many as you want.

[ Although this guy didn't look like the sort to be into stuffed animals, did he? Yata squints for a moment. ]

I'm surprised you want some.

from: Carl Adler

[smilingbullet]

Oh~ Those are really cute.

[thevanguard]

Are they? I guess so. [ Yata hadn't really paid much attention either way. ] Does that mean you want some?

[video]

[brohat]

Oh! Hey Yata!

[and guy he didn't at all bother when he was completely shit faced.]

I'll take some. They'll be really nice for my room.

[video]

[monkeyblue]

Are you sober this time?

[thevanguard]

Hey!

[ Alas, Yata missed all the drunk shenanigans. This time. ]

Sure, that's fine, there's plenty. They're kinda taking over my room at the moment.

text; EnoT

[hackberrydragon]

He might have a point, Yata.
If you guys still have a lot left over, why not throw them up on Ebay? It'll reach a larger audience and you guys might be able to make a quick buck.

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[monkeyblue]

People still use Ebay?

[thevanguard]

That seems like a lot of effort for a bunch of carnival prizes.

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[madcuriosity]

I COULD HAVE ONE?! Oh that's so wonderfully kind of both of you! Thank you so much!

[thevanguard]

[ He doesn't recognize her, but there's a lot of gods and shinki here he hasn't met yet. So he just shrugs and nods, looking a little self-conscious, a faint hint of color to his cheeks. ]

Ahh? Yeah, sure! Anyone who sees this can. Help yourself?

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[nohorn]

[ There's a calm, almost elegant looking maid on screen in her reply. She actually looks a little excited by those toys, but she would never openly admit that. ]

Are you trying to give other girls gifts now too, Bachelor-san?

[ That would be Yata she's directing that nickname at. ]

[thevanguard]

[ Uuuuuugh the one person he really hadn't wanted tracking him down here. Dammit. ]

Don't call me that. And I don't care if its guys or girls or whatever, I just have too many of the damn things to get rid of.

[ ....that probably doesn't come out sounding the same way he'd intended it to. ]

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[royaltyloyalty]

Extras, huh?

Alright, I'll take one. Got a young shinki I can give it to.

[thevanguard]

[ Yata blinks at that before grinning. ]

Yeah, I guess there's a couple of those around here, huh? Sure, you're welcome to! Have at it, there's probably something here they'd like...

Video - From Kairi

[pure_radiantics]

Who would want to see toys burned?!

[thevanguard]

Someone dumb, probably.

[ Yata rolls his eyes. Look, not even you can deny there's some weirdos here like that, Kairi. ]