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[hackberrydragon]

Posted: May 12
From: Anonymous

Has anyone ever noticed how many conventionally attractive people there are here? I know it's heaven but there are seriously a lot of attractive people here.

Just a random observation.

Comments

anon foreveeeeerrrrrr

[miraculo]

mmhm!!! there are a lotta handsome people around....

....and they're also very kind

[ A deadly combination. One that brings all the doki dokis. ]

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all the anon!

[hackberrydragon]

kind and attractive
that's really dangerous if you're the kind who's looking.
anyone caught your eye?

[miraculo]

w what?? why would you think that?!

i mean it would be presumptuous to think that even if someone did that they would actually be interested!!

[hackberrydragon]

Sorry!
It kind of was, was't it?
I didn't mean to be rude!

[miraculo]

yess!! absolutely! it's not like there's a bunch of good looking people around every two feet! i mean, what kind of desperate mastermind would bring us all here because of that? [ Way to assume, Sanae. ] i don't want to be a part of anyone's harem!!

[hackberrydragon]

I really don't think we're brought here for that reason
I mean
Amaterasu's in charge, right?
She's probably not looking for a harem

[miraculo]

well she does have a lot of shinki....

[hackberrydragon]

Does that mean every god with a lot of shinki has them in a harem?

[ On the other side of Takamagahara, Bishamon sneezes. ]

[miraculo]

it's the only logical explanation!!!

[ Sanae Logic (TM), that is. ]

you agree, don't you?!

[hackberrydragon]

Well
I'm not sure
There's three of us under my god
And we're definitely not a harem

[miraculo]

psssh, three is hardly a harem. you have to have at least five, and then all of them have to be of different colors!

[ See, AnY gets it right. ]

[hackberrydragon]

wait
different colored what exactly?

[ Hair? Color schemes? Help a brother out. ]

[miraculo]

different hair colors could work, but if not, then eye colors. and if not that, then usually they'd wear some sort of color to identify with the main part of their personality!

[ Are. Are they even talking about shinki anymore. Or harems. ] but it's most important for the main guy to be red and the cool guy to be blue-- and they always must be rivals, no exception!

[hackberrydragon]

[ ....he's wondering the same thing ]

Are we talking about shinki
Or tokusatsu
because at this point, that's kind of what it sounds like
Isn't the black guy the rival?
Or at least the one who comes in after everyone else has?