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[talkbirdytome]

Posted: April 12th
From: Hiyoko | Mielikki

Guys! I met a bear! We bonded over the ancient ritual of single combat and now we are brothers forever.

Check it out!

[There is actually a selfie of her and a bear. They both look a little bruised. She looks very pleased with herself.]

And before I forget! Nageki, I forgot to ask you who your god was. Let me know.

Comments

[bighand]

This bear was able to hunt on its own? ?????The bears at the "zoo' have become lax as warriors.... Perhaps they should be reeducated by their own kind!

[talkbirdytome]

The bears at zoo don't really need to hunt or defend themselves.
So it makes sense that they'd get lazy.
I wouldn't mind relocating them, but what if they like the zoo?

[bighand]

They cannot even fish! !!! Are they even bears anymore?!

[talkbirdytome]

Hey I'm all for it if you want to go liberate some bears from the shackles of lazy conformity.
Viva la Bearvolution!!
But we should ask them what they want first.

[bighand]

Can you speak with bears? I cannot but I see you have better luck than I with them than I do.

[talkbirdytome]

Yeah.
Ever since I got here I can talk to animals.
It's fun.

[bighand]

Then will you translate for me? ??

[talkbirdytome]

Sure!
Did you want to talk to the bears at the zoo?
Or some other animals?

[bighand]

We may start at the zoo, and then perhaps confer with the wild bears as well?

[talkbirdytome]

Sounds like fun!
When did you want to go?

{OOC: I am okay with handwaving this or logging it out. Whichever you like.}

[bighand]

As soon as possible! !!!My name is Kija, you will recognize me as a white dragon.

(ooc: ME, LATE... i saw you posted a log, i'll tag into it asap!!)

[talkbirdytome]

Wow!
A real dragon?
That is so cool!
Can you breathe fire?

[bighand]

Very real! ! But I don't know... I have not tried. Why would I need to breathe fire?

[talkbirdytome]

To strike fear into the hearts of your pitiful enemies!
And maybe to roast your dinner?
That would be a really convenient for cooking on the go.

[bighand]

Ah. I am not allowed to cook any of our food, unfortunately.

[talkbirdytome]

Why not?

[bighand]

Apparently, I am a danger to the household.

[talkbirdytome]

So?
Dragons are supposed to a danger to households.
If they're worried about stuff like that they should get a stronger house.

[bighand]

But I have to live here, too... I cannot destroy the house just to prove a point!

[talkbirdytome]

Then cook outside.
Outside is better when you're roasting things over an open flame.

[bighand]

Outside is still near the house. I won't cook in a disgusting old quarry somewhere...

[talkbirdytome]

Lots of people have cook outs near their house.
And they usually don't destroy the building.
How big a fire do you plan on having?

[bighand]

One befitting of my dragon status? ? How else will I be dangerous, as you've suggested? Perhaps that suggestion was ill-informed! !!!!

[talkbirdytome]

I thought the big fire was to strike fear into the craven hearts of your enemies.
Your house isn't an enemy.
But I guess as long as you face away from the house when you breathe fire it's okay.