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[bighand]

Posted: 7 April 2016
From: Kija

What do girls need from the grocery store? ???I have never been to o. E before but this is part of my duty...

[Unlike typing, which his big hand(tm) is apparently interfering with just enough.]

Additionally:

1. How many types are you supposed to buy?
2. Where do you put in the straw? ??

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Comments

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[cyberfly]

just pick one. they're all pretty much the same.

[ So helpful! ]

[bighand]

But there are so many! ! Surely there are this many for a reason.

[cyberfly]

milk is milk. unless you care about fat intake. then get the lower milk fat.

meanwhile this is action

[razzledazzles]

[They've been staring at this great wall of milk for maybe ten minutes now. There are pink milks of every variety, but other labels show promising statements and everything looks very welcoming. How are they supposed to choose??

Jae-Ha's been deep in his dramatic inner monologue about how serious this decision is for at least a minute now. They can't let Yona down...!]

What if we get one of each?

sighs

[bighand]

[Jae-Ha's dramatic serious staring is lost on Kija, who spend eight of these ten minutes furiously poking at his phone (big) instead of continuing to stare at the milk. He's stared at it a lot already.

However, he'll look up from his nonsense when Jae-Ha offers the best suggestion ever made.]

Are you capable of carrying that many back to the temple...?

[He's looking out for you, leggy bro.]

how do they pay for this if they're invisible

[razzledazzles]

So long as we take multiple trips, it should be fine. I can jump there and back in an instant.

[Even with however many pounds of ridiculous milk flavors in Kija's huge hand. They can split it up well enough...] What else does our dear Yona enjoy?

[oneblackcat]

That might be a better question to ask the girl in question! I'm sure it varies for everyone.

For the milk, those are larger cartons. You don't drink from them directly. You pour a portion of it into a glass, then drink from the glass. How many types you buy depends on the tastes of everyone who will be drinking it, I think.

[bighand]

We are trying not to bother her with too many questions. She has seemed... in low spirits.

[Because of Kija-and-Friend and how dead they are, but they don't know that. Anyway... why not straws??]

How will I know which milk to purchase if I am not permitted to taste each one? ??

[oneblackcat]

Low spirits? Try getting her a small bunch of flowers (most grocery stores have a department for flowers and balloons) and chocolate. That cheers up most girls ~_^

If you don't know which milk to buy, try the one that says 2%

[roeh]

when in doubt go for anything super absorbent. she can figure out the straw herself.

[Did someone not look at the picture and think this was about female sanitary products? Yes they did.]

[bighand]

[There's... something about this reply...]

What is it absorbing?

[roeh]

[Something is a good word for it.]

If you have to ask you're better off not knowing. [Yadda yadda kids these days]

[socials]

[ Souji read the other replies, so he's come here for another purpose than talking about hormones or fat content. ]

The straw usually goes into an opening in the top of the box, which can either be pealed back and revealed via a tab or stabbed with the provided straw.

There's also a variety of flavors besides regular milk, but those are usually marked visibly. Like strawberry, chocolate, etc.

[bighand]

Provided straw? ?None of them have a provided straw! !!

[They're like... half gallons. This is why. Where does he get a straw that big?? This is more important than the flavor dilemma at the moment.]

[socials]

You can see some smaller boxes in the attached image, the type that tend to come with straws, is why I said that. I thought you were referring to those.

But if you're talking about the bigger cartons, you don't tend to put straws in those? You pour the milk into cups. They're meant for drinking over an extended period between purchase and the expiry date, or by multiple people.

[ Or you could drink directly from the carton, Dojima. But he's not going to teach that bad behavior. ]

[oathkeeper]

[Took Sora a couple of reads to understand that typo.]

just buy a whole bunch of different kinds and let her pick what she likes!

[bighand]

Would you suggest one of each?

[Because so far this is heading straight for "one of each."]

[arealhardnose]

[Until she saw the picture, Elsa was convinced Kija was asking about feminine hygiene products. What a relief that he wasn't. Not that Elsa can't (or hasn't) had to talk about this before, but... this is different.

Anyway. It's milk. Just milk.]

Are you shopping for someone in particular? You could ask her which one she likes best.

[bighand]

[Don't worry, he doesn't know what those are, either. But he's too much... of himself for anyone to ask him to pick up tampons. Small mercies.]

We are trying to cheer her up. Consider it a surprise.

[oviraptor]

flip a coin

flip it several times until one milk wins out in a carefully charted battle royale tournament

[bighand]

A tournament? How shall I decide the first round's battle partners? There are many different ways to sort milk...

[blindfoldcode]

why dont you call whoever youre buying it for to ask?

[bighand]

It is a surprise in order to cheer up our god. She is in low spirits! We mustn't disturb her now!

[sweetdeath]

That depends on the girl!

Also on what she wants groceries for. If it's dinner, you can't go wrong with sashimi!

[Even grocery store sashimi is still pretty good. Or sukiyaki beef... or pastries... and now he's hungry.]

[bighand]

I am unfamiliar with this dish. Will it cheer up someone who is feeling down?

And how difficult is it to prepare?