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[reformedsinner]

Posted: 30 Mar 2016 19:41
From: Cho Hakkai

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Good evening!

Thank you to everyone who has been taking advantage of the classes at Menrva's temple. To those of you who have not yet had the chance to stop by, please find a schedule available here.

Of course, we are also happy to make space available for additional classes if you have a skill or a subject to share. Please contact me or my goddess Elsa Randall for scheduling.

Which brings me to my second reason for contacting all of you! Since many of us aren't yet comfortable with the Internet, we'd like to raise money in order to purchase at least one computer. We already have a few offers to teach. Any donations that you can spare will go directly towards purchasing equipment and

[...figuring out how to set up Internet connections on the Far Shore...]

getting us online!

Thank you very much for your consideration. We appreciate any and all assistance.

I hope to see you at the temple soon.

Comments

[brynwieldr]

Computer?

[reformedsinner]

Oh, of course, my apologies.

It's a machine that transmits and processes information, like the ones we use to access this bulletin board.

[brynwieldr]

...these machines are very small. They can't be that expensive.

[reformedsinner]

They seem to be much more expensive than you would assume from their size.

[He was just looking at prices the other day.

It's what convinced him he really would have to fundraise.]

[brynwieldr]

I see. How do you fundraise here, then? Do gods need money?

[reformedsinner]

Our basic needs are provided for, but to purchase anything from the Near Shore, we need their currency. I'm afraid gods aren't paid in human money.

I know some of us have taken on odd jobs for it.

[brynwieldr]

What sort of jobs?

[disciplineking]

[And here is Hibari, putting in his absolutely necessary commentary.]

If anyone breaks the rules I will kill them.


Also, you didn't tell me about the trip to hell.

BBS: Sheryl

[galactically]

Mr. Hakkai!

once i receive a paycheck from my job, i will be donating an undisclosed amount of money to you real soon. look forward to it ♥

[reformedsinner]

I'm not exactly sure! I didn't ask for details. I'm sure things like house-sitting or assistance with moving could earn a little money, couldn't they?

[phone text message]

[reformedsinner]

I didn't think involving your god would be a good idea, Hibari.

[reformedsinner]

We're very grateful! Ah, Sheryl, Elsa mentioned you were interested in exercise classes, isn't that right?

[brynwieldr]

If one knows the first thing about any of that, yes.

[text]

[disciplineking]

I don't care about his opinion. YOU didn't tell me.

[galactically]

it won't be much, but it should at least help a little

[Realistically, it'd be around $10-15]

did she? yes, that's correct
i'm interested in teaching everyone yoga, muscle training, and aerobics

everyone, god and shinki alike, must shape up! (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و

[reformedsinner]

Are you looking for something you could use to earn money, Leo?

[text]

[reformedsinner]

[A few minutes later:]

I'm sorry.

[In fact, Hibari does deserve an apology. Hakkai had hoped it would not be a serious issue, but the truth is that he and Elsa had almost been trapped. One of their group had died. If he had lost a friend in that way without knowing what they planned, he would have been extremely upset with them.]

[brynwieldr]

Well if I will eventually need it, then yes. But I barely know how to make this tiny computer work.

[reformedsinner]

Ah, but even a mountain can be removed by spoonfuls!

I'm sure that would all be very useful. Yoga is quite good for flexibility, isn't it?

[galactically]

absolutely! it's good for balance and breath control, too
a way to make your body surpass its limits

would you be interested in joining the class?

[konobakazaru]

I can give some money too

I don't mind giving up extra snacks if it will help

[reformedsinner]

Perhaps we could help you with that.

Ah. I'm afraid the request about Niles still holds, however.

[reformedsinner]

Yes, I think I would! It sounds like a useful thing to learn.

[He seems to have done some form of martial arts, although it's not something he could name. The reflexes linger where the memories have fled.]

Would you need any special equipment?

[reformedsinner]

Are you sure, Goku? If you are, every little bit helps.

Would you like to learn to use the computer once we have one?

[konobakazaru]

Yeah you wouldn't be asking if it wasn't important right

I want to learn the computer and the phones too

Hajime taught me some faces though

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