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[connivingbird]

Posted: 30 Mar 2016
From: Ankh - Fortuna

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A couple of matters have come to my attention regarding people visiting the Fortuna place. First one is the feeling that having people other then direct worshipers show up. Look at the name and think about it. Fortuna covers all fortunes - the good, the bad, the in between. You might as well attempt to court a lightening bolt or ignore the truck coming straight for you right this minute. The only thing that I can say for certain about anyone's fortunes is the fact that it will change. People can court me, but it may only make things worse for them.

Second one is that this is not a gambling hall. We're open for all kinds of fortunes be it fortune in battle to fortune in love and not dealing with just money matters. On the same bent, I don't read your futures, I only can influence it. Sorta. Also, don't expect me to forced to give people better fortunes, that might just backfire.

Third one is that the throw pillows laying around the place? Are fire-proof and are free for everyone. We keep on getting more appearing all the time so take as many as you want.

Comments

[connivingbird]

Why? You will still die.

[scrap_metal]

But you can achieve something with it. Take someone's place. Or take someone with you.

[connivingbird]

So if you die by getting hit by a bus, you are going to make sure it's done in such a way that you save a grandmother? Or your enemy gets hit with one as well?

A little dramatic, isn't it?

[scrap_metal]

But still effective.

[ not entirely, but he can't remember that ]

[connivingbird]

I can't see how it would be effective.

[scrap_metal]

Maybe you're not looking carefully enough.

[connivingbird]

No, I just don't need to look to see how stupid it is.